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2009 

Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community. Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client) Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit... and memory is the second thing to go... I don'...
06/30/2009
When my parents bought their first home, in 1950... they purchased a small ranch home in Akron, Ohio. It was 3 bedrooms and 1 bath.  It had a modern kitchen with General Electric appliances, and a 1 car garage.  It set them back a costly $7,000 at the time.  Their monthly payments were almost $60...
06/30/2009
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Bernie Madoff is responsible for pulling off the largest single Ponzi-style scam in the history of Ponzi scams. He has ruined people's lives, destroyed family fortunes, damaged the funding of charitable organizations, and potentially had a serious negative impact on the struggling U.S. Economy. T...
06/29/2009
Here are some additional photos of the recent shuttle launch preparation.  These were supplied to me by a colleague who has a friend at NASA.  These are the type of images, that we rarely see... they're not sexy, they're not exciting... in fact they're rather mundane... well, mundane if you work ...
06/28/2009
Here are some additional photos of the recent shuttle launch preparation.  These were supplied to me by a colleague who has a friend at NASA.  These are the type of images, that we rarely see... they're not sexy, they're not exciting... in fact they're rather mundane... well, mundane if you work ...
06/26/2009
Here are some more photos of the recent shuttle launch preparation.  These were supplied to me by a colleague who has a friend at NASA.  These are the type of images, that we rarely see... they're not sexy, they're not exciting... in fact they're rather mundane... well, mundane if you work for NA...
06/25/2009
If you don't have time to get to the hardware store... and you simply have to get that darn vent working... don't worry.. you don't have to do any fancy metal working... you don't have to get out the tin snips just break out that miracle too... DUCT TAPE... and rifle through your wife's closet.....
06/25/2009
wow... you're quite the dynamo with almost 200,000 points. Hey, let me tell you why I'm calling... I regularly troll Active Rain for new potential clients.  And since you seem to be a blogger extraordinaire, (and you're good looking too), I thought you'd be the perfect candidate to try our anti-h...
06/24/2009
I received a phone call from the upper crustity-crusty-crust of the real estate corporate giant which I represent. Now, when one receives a call from the upper-crustity-crusty-crust, it gives one reason to pause.  "Okay, what have I done wrong?  What kind of trouble have I gotten myself into this...
06/23/2009
Really!?  this is what active rain considers "Feature Worthy"?  I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a problem with this. while I'm sure that Magnets USA is a great product, and offers customer service second to none... how a blatant ad, like this, warrants a Feature is totally beyond m...
06/23/2009
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