humor: The Packers can take credit for this one!! April Hayden-Munson's Blog Brookfield Wisconsin Realtor - 08/03/11 04:44 PM
Brought to you by April Hayden-Munson, I am a Realtor in Brookfield Wisconsin serving southeastern Wisconsin, welcome to my Blog.   I ran across this and want to share it with you to help lighten your day! 
I'm flying - whoopee - I found a way to get thru the snow....  
 
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humor: April Hayden-Munson's Blog Happy Sunday and a little Police Humor - 07/10/11 09:15 AM
Happy Sunday and Welcome to my blog from April Hayden-Munson. I read this joke and want to share it with you.
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'
 
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humor: Friday Funnies: What is a Grandparent? - 01/14/11 04:31 PM
Welcome to my Blog, this is April Hayden-Munson's Blog, Brookfield Wisconsin Realtor (R).
I just have to repost this blog submitted by Hannah Williams.  I especially like the answer given about "where does your Gramma live".
 

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. You'll love it: Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other peoples.' A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are … (5 comments)

humor: Funny Friday's April Hayden-Munson's Blog Brookfield Wisconsin - 01/14/11 03:50 PM
Brought to you by April Hayden-Munson, I am a Realtor in Southeastern Wisconsin, welcome to my Blog.  I ran across this joke and want to share it with you today.  Author is unknown.
 
 
 
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
 
 
  Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
 
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup … (12 comments)

humor: Funny Fridays April Hayden-Munson's Blog - 12/17/10 02:17 PM
 
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On Friday's I put a blog out with a joke on it.  I am not the author - I was sent this from a friend...Please enjoy

Subject: Depressed?
 
 
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pickup your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
 
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this … (8 comments)

humor: Friday Funny's Humor - 10/22/10 05:52 PM
 
 
 
Okay!  It’s Friday – do I hear a buzz – it’s 5 o’clock and we are all ready for a weekend?  Here’s a bit of humor to get the weekend going!
 
The Zen of Sarcasm:
 
 
(1)  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either.  Just pretty much leave me alone.
 
(2)   It's  always darkest before  dawn.  So  if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
 
(3)  Don't … (8 comments)

humor: Saturday Sillies - 10/02/10 03:58 PM
I need a laugh, I've been working and need a break - So I will share this with you:
 
GOOD LOT'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back And turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!'
 
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you … (5 comments)

humor: Is this guy angry - or is it just me... this has nothing to do with NASCAR or Chicagoland Speedway - 07/07/10 03:56 PM
I was considering a trip to Chicagoland Speedway for the NASCAR races being held there this weekend, July 9th and 10th....in checking for tickets I found a very interesting post - I found it humorous.  I also wonder if the guy who wrote it is about to EXPLODE with anger.....Here's the rest of my story:
I checked EBAY for tickets - and noticed many of the ticket holders haven't a clue about what the value of their tickets are.  The economy is in the shi**er.... people aren't spending money on races either.  About 2 years ago I noticed a big dropoff of … (6 comments)

humor: St. Patty's Day Funny! - 03/17/09 05:13 PM

I received this St Pat's Day joke from a friend, I hadn't seen it before.  Just want to share it and hope to put a smile on a few faces.  Seems we need a few of those these days!  So here it goes:
While on vacation in Rome , I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with  a golden telephone on it. As a young  priest passed by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if  I'd like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I … (15 comments)

humor: Economic Recovery Solution - Humor - 03/12/09 04:51 PM
A joke similar to this was emailed to me, I have made a few changes to it to suit my sense of humor.  
Economic Recovery Solution For an explanation we can all understand:  If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.  
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
(If you were the CEO of any of these companies, you would have MILLIONS today.)
But, if you had … (18 comments)

humor: Saturday laugh - 02/21/09 11:34 AM

It's been a rough week here.... we are now getting a BIG snowstorm and I am working.  I took a few minutes to read my e-mail, ran across this and have to share it...  SMILE!!
This conversation was recorded on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz, while flying from Europe to Dubai . Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am not in Iranian airspace, I am in Iraqi airspace.'Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart … (30 comments)

humor: Funny Friday's (humor) - 02/20/09 10:32 AM
 
Keeping in the spirit of Funny Friday's I am posting this for all to have a chuckle this morning.  Get ready for the weekend.... time to have some fun, after all the week's work is done.  (I will be working this weekend, but I know many will have some time off to relax....)  So enjoy this funny....
Two Guys from Chicago


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humor: What time is it anyway? (Humor) - 02/12/09 05:37 PM

So it's been one of those crappy days and I saw this joke.  It made me smile and I thought there may be some other people out there in need of some levity!  SO I am sharing this ------

 On some bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilianaircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower inthe middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"The tower responded, "Who is calling?"The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"The tower replied, "It makes a … (13 comments)

humor: Funny Friday - this one is for the guys... - 02/06/09 07:59 AM
Here's my Friday story.... It is almost the end of the week, although mine won't end til Sunday.... so here is a little humor to start the day:
 The story of two men and .....  Shopping carts   Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their shopping  carts around a discount store when they collide.  The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking  for  my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for  my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a … (25 comments)

humor: Funny Friday's - 01/30/09 08:56 AM
Picture the Cheers gang sitting around the bar for this one....
I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much … (17 comments)

humor: Joke - Mid Life Crisis - 01/28/09 03:52 PM
This one gave me a really good laugh today! We all need to laugh now and then, so I will share this with you.
Author:  Unknown

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humor: It is just too cold.... - 01/23/09 01:04 PM
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humor: Letter from the d-o-g - 01/19/09 05:24 PM
I ran across this recently and wonder how many of these things our pets think about?   TO:  GODFROM: THE DOGDear God:  Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?Dear God:  Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?Dear God:  When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?Dear God:  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? … (20 comments)

humor: AAAckkkk I screamed and jumped back about 5 feet!!! - 07/14/08 02:36 PM
You never know what you will find in a vacant house.
This summer I have found a Meth poisoned house.  I have been 1/2 block away from a shooting that just occurred.  I have seen small animals closed up in a home.....
I have seen someone running out a back door as I opened the front..... BUT NEVER THIS!!!!
It was a nice warm evening as I set out to meet a client at a vacant house that is very close to a park.  This corner lot was a highly visible location and the home was a bit run down.  I … (31 comments)

humor: I must have really annoyed someone at ActiveRain - Do you know why my points were taken away? - 05/13/08 01:08 PM
So yesterday I have almost 40,000 points.  Today I am down to 33,000 and some change.  What happened?  Does anyone know why points are removed on blogs- weeks after posting?  And if so, why some of the blogs over the 10 per week aren't given points if posted in the same week that another is deleted?
 
It seems "someone" doesn't like jokes.  Ok for others to post, but not me! My jokes have the points removed.  Guess I won't try recipes either. 
 
It seems I must have annoyed someone - nothing I write is ok to stay in the … (17 comments)

 
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