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  SYLVIA: Hi, Wanda!   WANDA: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?   SYLVIA: I froze to death.   WANDA: How horrible!  What happened?   SYLVIA: I got stuck in a chest freezer.It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from  the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about ...
09/21/2014
  Roy should cross this magic threshold tomorrow.  He will be only one of five to have reached this incredible milestone.  I never miss Roy's daily blogs.  His flower photos are magic.  His localism posts never cease to inform us about what's going on in his neighborhood. I think Roy started in t...
09/20/2014
I got an email from another agent in our office asking about solar panels.  She was representing a buyer who was interested in a home that had solar panels.  The seller had spent $25,000 to have them installed.  The listing agent told the buyer's agent that this added $25,000 value to the home. S...
09/18/2014
3 BEDROOM 2 BATH COLONIAL IN WEBSTER, MA $189,900 OverviewMapsPhotos $189,900 Single Family Home Main Features 3 Bedrooms2 Bathrooms1 UnitInterior: 1,970 sqftLot: 14,124 sqft Location 25 ASH ST.WEBSTER, MA 01570USA Conrad Allen (508) 400-0438CAllen1995@aol.comhttp://www.ConradAllen.com    Listed...
09/16/2014
3 BEDROOM RANCH $139,900 IN THOMPSON, CT OverviewMapsPhotos $139,900 Single Family Home Main Features 3 Bedrooms1 Bathroom1 UnitInterior: 1,176 sqftLot: 20,909 sqft Location 20 DENIS DRTHOMPSON, CT 06255USA Conrad Allen (508) 400-0438CAllen1995@aol.comhttp://www.ConradAllen.com    Listed by: Con...
09/16/2014
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The New Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won'tfloat! Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit morerealistic instead.Now The Alphabet:A's for arthritis.B's the bad back,C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?D is for dental decay and dec...
09/14/2014
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This is the definition of a rainbow - an arch of colors formed in the sky in certain circumstances, caused by the refraction and dispersion of the sun's light by rain or other water droplets in the atmosphere. That is not a very romantic description.  It doesn't describe the pot of gold at the e...
09/14/2014
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Best Senior Moment I've heard!   Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester.   There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America . I politely declined to take one. There was ...
09/14/2014
I have admit buying two for the price of one.  Of course the additional handling and shipping costs were more than one hose.  Conceptually they are a great idea.  Shrink when not in use and expand when needed.  The price is too good to be true. Of course when something is too good to be true it ...
09/12/2014
Last night Super Moon #3 for 2014 was so big it felt like you could reach out and touch it.  It appeared 30% bigger than usual. Tonight is the last night to view a Super Moon.  It is called the Harvest Moon. It is called the Harvest Moon because the moon is in the same spot for three days.  This ...
09/09/2014
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