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2011 

According to NAR PHS (Pending home sales) rose 8.2% in May of 2011.  This is 13.4% higher than May of 2010.  This real estate economy is going to be a series of two good months and then a bad month.  NAR's chief economist, Lawrence Yun, commented that these improvements are a good sign.  In his o...
Posted almost 3 years ago
" Morning Sex", confused husband explains: .........................................   She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Soft...
Posted almost 3 years ago
The Pacific Coast Builder's Conference which is sponsored by the California Building Industry Association was held this month.  They attract builders, investors, developers, etc.  There were speakers and panelists discussing the economy.  The consensus is that there is a recovery going on. They a...
Posted almost 3 years ago
11 Comments
Lipstick in SchoolAccording to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press th...
Posted almost 3 years ago
  WARNING: SCAM AGAINST OLDER MEN Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers a...
Posted almost 3 years ago
5 Comments
Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps. They contemplated long and hard on wh...
Posted almost 3 years ago
This is so big brother on a private scale.  Scary doesn't begin to describe the SEO's scamming us and allowing us to see what they want us to see, not what everybody else sees.  Am I missing or not understanding something?  I need some help with this. Thanks   So the other day - I googled a very ...
Posted almost 3 years ago
23 Comments
SIGN IN A BUSINESS WINDOW, HERE IN ST. LOUIS, MO. !!!! "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAIDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!"   This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in St. Louis , MO. and you are probably outraged at the thought of such an i...
Posted almost 3 years ago
8 Comments
God said:"Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in theworld is going on down there on the planet? What happened to thedandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type ofsoil, withstand drought and m...
Posted almost 3 years ago
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pounddead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the spaceshuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate thefrequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strengthof the win...
Posted almost 3 years ago
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