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2008 

Say what? Yes, you read that right. I want to be below average. And I imagine you do to. But only in certain areas. Today, being Thanksgiving, I’m thinking I want to be below average in terms of food eaten. The typical American, on Thanksgiving day, consumes 4500 calories.  I’ll say it again, I w...
Posted over 5 years ago
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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL*MART! Why WAL*MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WAL*MART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
Posted over 5 years ago
I just started reading the new book by Roger Fritz, "Stand And Deliver... or Step Aside" and was positively impacted by a list that started on the first page of Chapter 1. It was headed "The Qualities of Effective Leaders (Do You Have Them?)" I don't think the question, "Do you have them?" is the...
Posted over 5 years ago
Are you concerned about your health?  What about your weight?  Trying to maintain it?  Lose a pound or two?  Do you have more than that to lose?  (Public confessions not necessary here.)  If so, you may want to read further. I recently was forwarded excerpts of an article from Men’s Health magazi...
Posted over 5 years ago
A Cop pulled a car over for speeding. When the Cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late. The Cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a li...
Posted over 5 years ago
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A policeman was sitting on the hard shoulder watching the traffic go by when a car zoomed past him doing at least 120 mph. The policeman chased him down, and pulled the car over. He went up to the car and asked, "Do you know that you were doing at least 50 mph over the speed limit?" The driver re...
Posted over 5 years ago
For quite some time, Conservatives have been complaining of a Liberal-bias in the Media.  All along, the Liberals frequently chided the Conservatives for expressing their opnion.  In fact, they often complained that there was a Conservative bias in the media. Well, now that the Presidential Elect...
Posted over 5 years ago
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