GAIL GLADSTONE RANTS

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Real Estate Broker - Gladstone Group & Long Island Business Brokerage
I firmly believe Professionalism, Morality, High Standards and Ethics will Prosper above all.

ARCHIVED BLOG POSTS

2008 

***what you are about to read is intended to be humorous and not intended to offend anyone.  If you do not have a good sense of humor, please do not read any further.MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENUHello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.Please select from the following options menu:I...
Posted about 6 years ago
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into thesunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man?Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left thisbehind. What did he leave behind?________________.02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964...
Posted about 6 years ago
Okay, I drove a top model Lexus for 3 years...went on to an S Type Jag for a year and a half, but am now the proud Mom of 40 MPG!!!!!  Check out this 6 on the floor little dynamo that buzzes down the streets like the other cars are standing still!   Aside from the phenominal gas mileage and great...
Posted over 6 years ago
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper b...
Posted over 6 years ago
You are a Realtor. TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON VACATION WHEN!10.  You are in the shower and do not hear phantom telephones ringing9.    You stop wearing a watch, carrying the cell phone or setting an alarm clock8.    You actually stop to look up at the stars;7.    You did not bring the cel...
Posted over 6 years ago
BRING MOM!  Plenty of room for in-laws.  BRING INCOME!  Legal Accessory Apartment.BRING YOUR STRESS!  One Acre of Serenity.Ease your cares and worries...destress and relax.  4 Bedroom 2.5 Bath Ranch with Full Finished Basement, 2-Car Garage and Driveway parking for 10 and permit for Legal Accesso...
Posted over 6 years ago
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