silly jokes: LOL Friday - Times Two - 07/08/11 11:59 AM
A married man was taking some time for himself, walking along the beach, when he found an old oil lamp.  To get a better look at its condition, he tried rubbing the sand off.  To his surprise, a genie popped out.  "I am the genie of the lamp," he said.  "To thank you for freeing me from my prison, I will grant you three wishes.  However, you must keep this in mind.  Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive twice as much."
"OK," said the man.  "I wish for one billion dollars."
"Wish granted," said the genie.  And a billion … (8 comments)

silly jokes: Husband Upgrade - 02/14/11 03:51 PM
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system.Please note that I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?Signed, Desperate*******************************************************Dear Desperate:First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is … (9 comments)

silly jokes: Silly Valentine Jokes - 02/05/11 11:31 PM
Q: What does a Valentine envelope say when you lick it?A: Nothing. It just shuts up!Q: What did the Valentine envelope say to the stamp?A: Stick with me and we'll go places!Q: How do two Valentines talk?A: Heart to heart!Q: What happened when two dogs met on Valentine's Day?A: Puppy love!Q: What do snowmen do on Valentine's Day?A: They throw a big Snow Ball!Q: What do you call two pigs that send each other Valentines?A: Pen pals!Q: What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?A: You appeal to me!Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?A: I love … (7 comments)

silly jokes: LOL Friday: A Cardiologist's Funeral - 09/24/10 09:55 AM
An acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...   A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.  A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.  The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.   At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.  When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, … (16 comments)