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Thoughts 5 I bought a poinsettia last night. It was dead today. This could not be a good sign One time I happily helped my grandson with his homework. The next visit I asked if he needed help again. He replied, "Thanks, but I need a higher grade than a "C".
Mrs. Right??? OK as the story goes the couple had been married around 10 years when they went in to see the counselor. The woman was asked what the problem was and she said there was no problem that everything was just fine. The counselor asked the husband what the problem was. He said “...
Subject: Fwd: : Cowboy named Bubba Had to change this up a bit to avoid copying someone else’s material. Hope you enjoy A cowboy named Bubba was overseeing his herd, in a remote mountainous pasture in California, when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. Th...
This was just brought to my attention so I checked it out and it is true. I put my own slant so not to copy someone else’s’ work Beginning January 1, 2009 the Dallas Police Department will begin enforcing the Uninsured Motorist Ordinance, approved by the Dallas City Council on May 28, 2008. ...
I went to the bank to cash a check. Put check and driver’s license in the tube and hit send. The lady says to you want to cash this? Civilized James says “Yes please.” Sarcastic James wants to say “No, I thought you might get Johnny Depp to autograph it for me.” Do not be afraid if you...
Thoughts 4 I've anxiously awaited the publishing of Mark Twain's autobiography. I'm so disappointed. It weighs not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 very heavy pounds. 500,000 words and this is only volume 1 of 3. Needless to say I can't snuggle up in bed or sit in a cozy chair by the fire ...
I need some assistance… OK I have tried to put the photos on my computer to another location such as Dropbox and Picasa. I want to keep them off my hard-drive and be able to retrieve them anywhere in the world on any computer. It seems that with Dropbox and Picasa when I transfer them from my...
Real thoughtful thoughts A football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts de...
Thoughts 3 My interior decorating challenged wife couldn't care less if I hung a crystal chandelier or a kerosene lamp in our living room but for some ungodly reason she brought home and hung in her office (without telling me) one of those crazy bird clocks that screech every hour on the hour...
Golf, clothes and Satin As the story goes there was this couple who was having a hard time with money. So they sat down and the husband loved golf and the wife loved clothes. So they agreed to the following: for one month the husband would not play golf and the wife would not buy clothes. Th...