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Real Estate Mortgage Broker - Lawrence Bland International
Texas Mortgage Lender, Texas Real Estate Sales Agent

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2009 

A 12 Step Guide To Show You What Exactly Goes Into Closing A Home Loan 1.  Speak with a loan officer to get pre-qualified. Know your options and feel comfortable with them. 2.  Get pre-approved for the loan 3.  If you like my rates and options, make an appointment to come sign your loan applicat...
Posted almost 5 years ago
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"                        The father (never having seen an elevator) ...
Posted about 5 years ago
A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE AND NOW I FINALLY I UNDERSTAND.Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby gr...
Posted about 5 years ago
Psychopath Test Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'am...
Posted about 5 years ago
The absolute best Little Johnnie joke Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with h...
Posted about 5 years ago
The absolute best Little Johnnie joke Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with h...
Posted about 5 years ago
THE NUN & PRIEST GO GOLFING A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next...
Posted about 5 years ago
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