RECENT BLOG POSTS
I have read a lot of "down with men" jokes and figured I would give you a classic "down with women Joke"why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink!
Posted almost 7 years ago
4 Comments
you want corny, this is corny! A horse walks in to a bar and the bartenders says, "hey, why the long face?"
Posted almost 7 years ago
2 Comments
Onward Christian Soldiers... What a joke!  We are not soldiers, we see the battle on a daily basis yet we sit on the side lines and gripe about how it used to be without making any conscious effort to forward the cause.  What is the cause you might ask, the cause is having a country based on spir...
Posted almost 7 years ago
4 Comments
Ok, my friend is having a birthday party in which the guest come dressed as a song title.  I know it sounds weird, but as you approach you 30's you get bored with normal birthdays so themed party's become popular.  I decided that it would be funny to wear no costume at all and come as "Dirty whit...
Posted almost 7 years ago
 Murphy, O'Brien & Casey were sitting in a bar dicussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes.Casey says, "I would like them to say 'He was a wonderful family man- he always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'".O' Brien says, "Tha...
Posted almost 7 years ago
This was sent to me from a marketing newsletter and I thought that it was interesting and very helpful.  Seeing as how most of us on Active rain have our own websites, I thought that it would benifit you all. Don't Censor Online FeedbackNobody likes negative feedback-and in the harsh glare of the...
Posted almost 7 years ago
4 Comments
Paul Harvey says:I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will n...
Posted almost 7 years ago
So this String walks in to a bar and says, "Barkeep, pour me a drink!"  The bartenders says, "what the hell, a talking string, get the hell out of here, we don't serve talking strings here!"  The string gets up and walks outside feeling descriminated against and upset.  As he sits on the curb in ...
Posted almost 7 years ago
So this Pirate walks into a bar with the Helm of his ship stuck in his zipper.  He walks up to the bar and says, "hey Bartender, it has been a rough week, pour me some rum!"  The bartender looks at the Pirate with a perplexed look on his face and says, "sir, you do realize that you have a boats s...
Posted almost 7 years ago
3 Comments
I love this active rain website.  I just joined recently an am looking to rack up as many points as possible.  Does anyone have any suggestions for me.  And by the way, just to plug, check out my website www.blairnotary.com
Posted almost 7 years ago
Rainer
4,254

Benjamin R. Blair

Ask me a question
*
*
*
Spam prevention

Accessibility option: listen to a question and answer it!

To submit the form,
drag the pencil to the circle on the side.

Type below the answer to what you hear. Numbers or words, lowercase: