laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out LOUD Friday: How to plug the leak in the gulf - 06/04/10 10:49 AM
 
 One of the best ideas I have seen to take care of the problem in the gulf!

 
Have a GREAT Weekend!
Rob
Robert Rauf
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(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
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laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out LOUD Friday: How Fairy Tales Really end - 04/16/10 10:43 AM
 Have you ever wondered how fairy tales really end?
Cinderella:

Snow White:

"little" Red Riding Hood

Sleeping Beauty:

Beauty and the Beast (Belle)

and my personal Favorite, The Little Mermaid:

 
 Have a great weekend!
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
NMLS ID# 248937
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
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laugh out loud friday: Friday Laughs, And a Book Review.... How To Poo In The Woods - 03/12/10 01:36 PM
 
 This is a combination of book review and Funny Friday:
 
If anyone pays any attention to my life outside of the Mortgage business you know that a big part of that is Scouting and camping in the woods, so I went out and got this book:

Yes, that is really the title, and YUP, that is exactly what is discussed in the ENTIRE BOOK!
Other than the obvious, Like be careful of the leaf you use to clean things up... (Leaves of three, let it be) there are numerous ways to do your business in the woods... Who … (8 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Bathroom signs - 03/05/10 08:58 AM
 
 All stressed out as I headed into my 3 hour licensing test last week I stopped off to take care of a little business and saw this... Chuckled a little and went into my test

That is in sharp contrast to the one I saw in a bathroom in a little watering hole on Norman Island that read:
"In This Land of Sand and Sun, We don't Flush for Number 1"
 
Have a great weekend
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of … (16 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Time to laugh at me. - 01/29/10 11:02 AM
 
Well, when I was drinking my 2nd cup of coffee this morning I let the dog in, and glanced at the temperature... YIKES 17 degrees.  It must have been really cold last night.
Well guess what I am doing this weekend?

Well I will be camping tonight and tomorrow night with my sons Scout troop. The picture above is from a year ago when I woke up to 18 degree temps and ice crystals in my tent.  The things we do for our kids!
(My son just had his Eagle Board of Review- typed the Proud father of an … (18 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Happy Halloween, a few jokes you can share with your kids. - 10/30/09 11:35 AM
 
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern? With a Pumpkin patch of course.  
Why Don't Mummies go on vacation? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.  
Why Didn't the Skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with  
Have a great week!
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
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laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out LOUD Friday: Interesting facts about Sex - 07/24/09 07:25 AM
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT SEX: 
Global Facts . . .At Any Given Moment: 

FACT:  79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now FACT:  58,000,000 Are Kissing FACT:  37,000,000 Are Relaxing after Sex FACT:  1 person is busy blogging   
Have a great week end
 
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
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laugh out loud friday: Laugh OUT Loud Friday: Dead Penguins - 07/17/09 08:23 AM
 
Did you ever wonder why you never see dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Ever wonder where they go?  Wonder no more.  It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.  The penguins have a very strong community bond.  They are very committed to their family and will mate for life.  They also maintain a form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig … (16 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Not so LOL, In the Funny Because it is True Category: A touch of the Political - 06/19/09 04:42 PM
 
 A few weeks ago these people were in line at Soup Kitchen for the Homeless in DC

First Lady Michelle Obama showed up Thursday as a "surprise volunteer" at Miriam's Kitchen, a soup kitchen for homeless poor people in DC. She brought with her some food donated by White House staff. The first lady served up mushroom risotto and broccoli to a long line of homeless men and women during part of her lunch hour, and in these photos poses for a picture for one homeless diner -- understandably excited to be in the First Lady's presence.
 
Let … (15 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh out Loud Friday: One liners just in time for the weekend - 06/12/09 04:15 PM
 
 Some quick one liners just in time for your weekend:
Son: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.Son: Well, at least you could try.
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
A man placed an … (15 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: NJ Drivers Hand Book - 05/22/09 09:19 AM
 
If you have not driven in NJ this may not be that funny... but Here ya go:
How To Drive In Jersey ....
Seriously, there are only two things needed to drive effectively in NJ:  A horn and a middle finger.  Everything else is superfluous, including knowing where you are going.
For those of you who live in Jersey or have lived there, these things may come as no surprise.  For those who haven't traveled there before, Beware, Be Prepared and Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork - … (26 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: Political - 05/22/09 09:13 AM
 
Happy Memorial Day
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
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(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
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laugh out loud friday: LOL Friday: Motivational posters - 05/15/09 02:16 PM
 
 Motivational Posters


 
 
Have a great weekend!
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
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laugh out loud friday: LOL Friday: Clean Jokes you can share with anyone - 05/15/09 01:02 PM
 Thanks to my Mother-in-law for sharing these:
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't … (13 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: Beer, A Child's Point of View - 05/15/09 09:25 AM
 
 A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought  of beer'.  
 'I think beer must  be good. My  dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom  gets.'--Tim, 7 years old 'Beer makes my dad  sleepy and we  get to watch what we want on television when he is  asleep, so beer  is nice. '--Mellanie, 7 years   old 'My Mom and Dad  both like beer.  My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but  Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'--Grady,  7 years  old ''My Mom and Dad  talk funny … (14 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: A few Quick One liners to start your day! - 05/15/09 09:21 AM
 
 A child's Prayer:
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer......
Amen

Quote of the recession so far:
"THIS IS WORSE THAN A DIVORCE. I'VE LOST HALF MY MONEY AND STILL HAVE MYWIFE." 
 
Have a great week End!!
 
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
Real Estate Mortgage Network

 
 
 
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laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: Madoff Scheme Revealed - 05/08/09 11:21 AM
 
 
 
Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
Real Estate Mortgage Network

 
 
 
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laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: The Grass is NOT always Greener - 05/08/09 10:57 AM
 
 
 Sometimes you can reach too far! 
And when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember....... Not everyone who shows up......  Is there to help you!!!! 

Have a great weekend

Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their dream of home ownership!
Real Estate Mortgage Network

 
 
 
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laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: I belong to PETA - 05/01/09 07:24 AM
 
I saw this as a response to a "Red Meat will Kill you" article in Back Packer Magazine... I resemble this remark!
 
I belong to PETA, People for Eating Tasty Animals. Cows are no exception, pigs are heaven, Buffalo is exquisite, venison perfection, elk is the top o the heap. Nothing says livin' life like a big hunk o steaming hot meat. Vegetarians poop pellets like antelopes, meat eaters poop logs


Have a great weekend!

Rob
Robert Rauf
Mortgage Banker
www.RobertRaufHomeLoans.com   or my blog: http://activerain.com/blogs/rrauf
(732)223-1630 x102
Since 1987 I have been helping my clients fulfill their … (18 comments)

laugh out loud friday: Laugh Out Loud Friday: Caninibals - 04/24/09 05:56 PM
 
 Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request.
 The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him.
The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn. … (7 comments)

 
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