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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.   One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as ...
09/25/2013
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The Ring-------------------------An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Fridayevening with a beautiful young gal at his side.He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for hisgirlfriend.The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring andshowed it...
09/09/2013
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlinesfrom Kansas City to Chicago . The little boy had been looking out ofthe window.He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have babydogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have babyplanes?"The mother couldn't think of an...
09/07/2013
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God Bless   A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know Daddy, i...
09/03/2013
When Michael was a young minister, a funeral director asked him to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends, The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. It was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there. Michael was not familia...
09/03/2013
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BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV.   The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump.   The blonde looked at Bob and said, "D...
08/31/2013
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  A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies.She is frantic and calls out a May Day."May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack andis dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"She hears a voice over the rad...
08/27/2013
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A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the s...
08/15/2013
*On The Front Porch*****   ** **   *God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house andbark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a lifespan of twenty years."   The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten yearsand I'll give yo...
08/15/2013
 TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.   (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left after you enter the trailer park."   (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudge-sicles.   (7) The on...
08/14/2013
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