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Okay, here's the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland, since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2emissions on our planet - all of you. Of course you know about this evil carbon dioxide tha...
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take f...
An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.The officer took all the documents, looke...
The True Meaning of Stress & the Ways to Avoid It A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'...... She foo...
Eleventh Commandment In honor of Governor Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been added to the Bible. Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten:11. "Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff
Best Joke of 2011 George Bush,Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs ...
Paraprosdokian definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to h...
You gotta love the Canadian sense of humor. West Jet is an Airline with head office situated in Calgary, Alberta. West Jet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight 'safety lecture' and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or rep...
Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hop...
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILESHe thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.Soon he sees another sign which reads:SI...