clean jokes: Walk in your Authority (Humor) - 08/04/07 10:33 AM
A cocky Northern Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need toinspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that fieldright over yonder."The Agriculture Representative said, "Mister, I have the authority ofthe U. S. Government with me. See this card?  This card means I amallowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questionsasked or answered.  Do you understand?"The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.  Later, heheard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running forthe fence and close … (5 comments)

clean jokes: A lighter side... (you know I love clean jokes!) - 08/04/07 09:54 AM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.  Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, :Because you have Tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The man said, " Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.  "The Lord said " your request is very materialistic Thank of the enormous challenges  for that kind of undertaking.  The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take!  It will nearly exhaust … (6 comments)

 

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