humor: PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD (HUMOR) - 08/14/07 09:57 AM
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of hisparishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, hetook out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of itand stuck it in the door.   When the offering was processed the following Sunday,he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this crypticmessage, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out thecitation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins"Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis … (7 comments)

humor: Walk in your Authority (Humor) - 08/04/07 10:33 AM
A cocky Northern Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need toinspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that fieldright over yonder."The Agriculture Representative said, "Mister, I have the authority ofthe U. S. Government with me. See this card?  This card means I amallowed to go WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questionsasked or answered.  Do you understand?"The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.  Later, heheard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running forthe fence and close … (5 comments)

humor: A lighter side... (you know I love clean jokes!) - 08/04/07 09:54 AM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.  Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, :Because you have Tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The man said, " Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.  "The Lord said " your request is very materialistic Thank of the enormous challenges  for that kind of undertaking.  The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take!  It will nearly exhaust … (6 comments)

humor: A Female Joke...(Clean...though it does not sound like it at first) - 06/29/07 10:46 PM
You all should know by now that I love to laugh...I HAD to share this one...
The email stated that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and this one is decidedly female. The hope was that females would love it and pass it along to others who they thought would love it too...and that males would pass it along to females who would love it too. Here goes...
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKEIt has long been contended that there are malejokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.I offer it … (12 comments)

humor: Who says older folks don't think fast?...(humor) - 06/23/07 09:04 AM
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.   He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice - picnic tables,   horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was   properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One  evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look itover, as he  hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallonbucket to bring back  some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices  shouting and laughing with glee.As he came closer he saw it was … (2 comments)

humor: If you can use a good does of southern humor... read this - 06/01/07 09:38 PM

GEORGIA PECANS IN THE CEMETERY
  On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old Pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me.  One for you, one for me," said one boy.
Several nuts dropped and rolled down toward the fence. 
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.  As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside
the cemetery.  He slowed down to investigate.  Sure enough, he heard, "One for … (14 comments)

 

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