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2011 

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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss a...
01/31/2011
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I was Confused, but not any more.    I became confused when I  heard the  word "Service" associated with these  agenciesInternal  Revenue  '  Service '  U.S.  Postal  ' Service  ' Telephone '  Service ' Cable  TV' Service  '  Civil  '  Service ' State,  City, County & Public ' Service  ' Custome...
01/28/2011
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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the mansaid, 'Father ... during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked m...
01/27/2011
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Good Sunday Morning Material A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?""That's easy, Daddy...." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'" ======...
01/26/2011
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a California archaeologist dug to ...
01/25/2011
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A little American Indian boy asked his father, the Big Chief of thetribe: "Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill , Tex or Sam?" "My son", replied his father, "Our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem in our culture; not like the w...
01/24/2011
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A Polite Way A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how a...
01/21/2011
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.After all, she never called or came back to work so how would she know they went home early?Th...
01/20/2011
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Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.   The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.   When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor   Before she says a word, Bob sa...
01/19/2011
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Lesson 3:A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.   They rub it and a Genie comes out.   The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'   'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driv...
01/18/2011
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