Jason Crouch or Shaq? Who wins the online battle???

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Okay folks. 

Gather round your computer monitors for the Battle of the Big Men! 

In the red corner, we have the massive 7'1" Shaquille O'Neal. 

In the blue corner, we have ActiveRain's own Jason Crouch who is reputedly nine feet tall.

You'll have to use your imagination.

Here we go!!!

 

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Shaq is VERY QUOTATIOUS.  However, Jason Crouch also posts some memorable lines.

Both big men can definitely make you laugh.

Ding!  Round 1 is a draw.

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On Twitter, Shaq has 435,767 followers.  Jason Crouch has 6,622 followers.

Obviously, both big men are very popular.

Ding!  Round 2 goes to Shaq.

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Jason Crouch has posted 13,604 Twitter updates.  Shaq only has 1,010 updates.

Clearly, one big man puts more effort into his online game.

Ding!  Round 3 goes to Jason Crouch.

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Sorry folks.  After three exciting rounds, we've got a tie.

Nobody wants to see a tie after paying the price of admission.

So we're going to a sudden-death overtime!

We've exhausted the head-to-head numbers on Twitter.

Now let's look at ActiveRain.

 

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Jason Crouch has 489,456 ActiveRain points.  Shaq has zero points.

You read that right.  Shaq has ZERO.

No contest.

Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  Ding!

Round 4 is a slam dunk for the undisputed online champ, JASON CROUCH!!!

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Jason Crouch
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Bruce - Thanks for the laugh today.  If only I could dominate the boards like Shaq, huh?

Mar 27, 2009 12:27 PM #1
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Debe Maxwell
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Hey Buddy Bruce!  Your coach is AMAZING!  I don't know where he finds the hours in the day!  I want to be the female version of him--hey, I've already got the height-thing going for me--now I just need to know the secret of being in 10 places at one time and seeming to be in only one!!!

Cute post too!  How did you find Shaq's Twitter@?


Debe in Charlotte

Apr 05, 2009 09:53 AM #2
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Russell Lewis
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This is still funny when I read it a second time. I hope thing are well in your part of the world!

Apr 24, 2009 08:34 AM #3
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Tere Rottink
CoastalVa Realty Inc - Virginia Beach, VA

That was pretty funny. Time to write another one.

Apr 24, 2009 02:44 PM #4
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Bruce & Mary Smith
Savannah Lakes Homes - McCormick, SC
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This was a good laugh, Bruce!  Thanks and have a great weekend!

Mary

Apr 25, 2009 07:38 AM #5
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Irene Tron
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OK, so I'm a bit slow in getting to this post but I had to thank you for a good laugh.  My vote is also for Jason.  Thanks for an entertaining post.

Apr 25, 2009 12:09 PM #6
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Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Hurt, VA

Hi Bruce-Clever post. Thanks for the smile. <SMILE>

May 20, 2009 02:03 PM #7
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Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
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Bruce:  You forgot something.  Jason Crouch eats two-pound donuts, and blogs about where you can get them.  Shaq does not.  Jason wins round number five.

Jun 09, 2009 02:32 AM #8
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Jason Crouch
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Bruce - I have no idea how I missed this one originally. Good stuff, buddy. And despite the media's claim, I am not actually 9 feet tall. I am only 8'11".

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