Be very careful who you say that to! (HUMOR)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Happy Easter Everyone.  Well in some ways it is a day off for many of us, that is until the phone rings.  but, I need my morning does of humor and I know some of you do also.  So Hope you enjoy!

A Cowboy walks into a Barber shop and askes for a shave and his boots shined.  While the barber is lathering him up, a very pretty young lady kneels down in front of him and starts shinning his boots.

The Cowboy was very smitten by her ans said, "Miss, I think you and I should leave here and find a hotel room."

To which she replied..."My husband wouldn't like that very much."

"Tell him you are working overtime and I will pay you the difference." he replied.

"Why don't you tell him yourself...He is the shving you!!"

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Rainmaker
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Don Rogers
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!!!!!  It is a little to late to change your mind about the shave...

Don't be stopping for any shave on your way down to Missouri.

April 12, 2009 07:08 AM
Rainmaker
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
WHISPERING PINES REALTY

Morning Don...See you Soon.  I will give a call when I get down and set up a date and time when I confirm the schedual.

April 12, 2009 07:16 AM
Rainmaker
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Laura Giannotta
Your Realtor Down the Shore!
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

Yikes, with a straight edge in hand!  Good one William, thanks for the chuckle!

April 12, 2009 07:17 AM
Rainmaker
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Gabe Sanders
Stuart Florida Real Estate
the BlueWater Realty team specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales

Thanks William.  Always great to start the day off with a laugh.  And a lesson!!

April 12, 2009 07:31 AM
Rainmaker
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
WHISPERING PINES REALTY

Laura...I was never comfortable witha straight edge to begin with.

Gabe...Thanks Fro stopping, glad you enjoyed.

April 12, 2009 07:37 AM
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Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Coweta Newnan Homes for Sale
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers

Bill...

That's a classic case of being careful what you say when someone has a sharp blade in his hand! lol

April 12, 2009 07:39 AM
Rainmaker
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Colleen Lane
Kennewick Realtor, 509.438.9344 www.LaneRealEstate
Kennewick Richland (and West) Pasco WA Homes For Sale

Very funny William!  Thanks for the laugh.  :o)

April 12, 2009 07:47 AM
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Steve Hoffacker
New Home Sales Trainer/Coach, Sales Books Author
Hoffacker Associates LLC

William,

How is that for a close shave? Just proves you never assume anything either. :)

Steve

April 12, 2009 08:05 AM
Rainmaker
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
WHISPERING PINES REALTY

Richard...It would be alesson learned the hard way!

Colleen...Happy Easter

April 12, 2009 08:05 AM
Rainmaker
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Randi Brammer
Accountant & Tax Preparer
Randi Brammer, Acctg.

Now I know why my husband doesn't like others to shave him.  LOL

April 12, 2009 08:26 AM
Rainmaker
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Michael Setunsky
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA
Michael's Commercial LLC

William, thanks for the chuckle on this Sunday morning. Happy Easter!

April 12, 2009 08:29 AM
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Jon Wnoroski
Summit County Realtor
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc.

Hi William - Happy Easter!  I guess this one is a reminder that we need to find out who all the players are before we make a move... lol

April 12, 2009 10:03 AM
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Konnie McCarthy
Associate Broker - VA & MD
Realty Direct, LLC/Realty Direct, Inc.

Now that is funny....never cross a man with a razor in his hand :)

April 12, 2009 10:19 AM
Rainmaker
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JL Boney, III
Columbia, SC Real Estate
Russell and Jeffcoat

You could be in far worse situations, but then I can't think of one at the moment.

April 12, 2009 10:23 AM
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Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living

Thanks for your Easter chuckle.

April 12, 2009 10:44 AM
Rainmaker
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Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate

The razor blade was probably way to close for comfort after that statement...  You sure come up with good ones.  Thanks for constantly giving us something to laugh about!

April 12, 2009 01:41 PM
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LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty

William,

Sweeny Todd anyone? I guess some men get too single-minded about lust to realize immediate threat.

April 13, 2009 09:16 AM
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KIM WHITE
Keller Williams VIP Properties

LOL...Really funny thank you for sharing I like it. I hope you had a wonderful easter with your family.

Thank you,

Kim White

April 13, 2009 10:49 AM
Rainer
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Lynn Meldrum
Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage

Good one.  and the moral of the story is know who has a knife at your neck lol

Lynn Meldrum

April 13, 2009 10:05 PM
Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
Realtor 320-630-6995

Bill, this is why I only have the Barber cut my hair...the razor scares me!

April 19, 2009 06:31 PM
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