Be very careful who you say that to! (HUMOR)

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Real Estate Broker Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Happy Easter Everyone.  Well in some ways it is a day off for many of us, that is until the phone rings.  but, I need my morning does of humor and I know some of you do also.  So Hope you enjoy!

A Cowboy walks into a Barber shop and askes for a shave and his boots shined.  While the barber is lathering him up, a very pretty young lady kneels down in front of him and starts shinning his boots.

The Cowboy was very smitten by her ans said, "Miss, I think you and I should leave here and find a hotel room."

To which she replied..."My husband wouldn't like that very much."

"Tell him you are working overtime and I will pay you the difference." he replied.

"Why don't you tell him yourself...He is the shving you!!"

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Topic:
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Location:
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AR Comedy Club
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Out Of The Box!
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"Whacked"!!!
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Rainmaker
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Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate

The razor blade was probably way to close for comfort after that statement...  You sure come up with good ones.  Thanks for constantly giving us something to laugh about!

April 12, 2009 01:41 PM
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LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty

William,

Sweeny Todd anyone? I guess some men get too single-minded about lust to realize immediate threat.

April 13, 2009 09:16 AM
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KIM WHITE
Keller Williams VIP Properties

LOL...Really funny thank you for sharing I like it. I hope you had a wonderful easter with your family.

Thank you,

Kim White

April 13, 2009 10:49 AM
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Lynn Meldrum
Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage

Good one.  and the moral of the story is know who has a knife at your neck lol

Lynn Meldrum

April 13, 2009 10:05 PM
Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
Realtor 320-630-6995

Bill, this is why I only have the Barber cut my hair...the razor scares me!

April 19, 2009 06:31 PM
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Buying Real Estate should be fun...if you are looking in Chisago and Pine counties or anywhere in Minnesota, call me and let me show you that Buying a home is not all pain.