Be very careful who you say that to! (HUMOR)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Happy Easter Everyone.  Well in some ways it is a day off for many of us, that is until the phone rings.  but, I need my morning does of humor and I know some of you do also.  So Hope you enjoy!

A Cowboy walks into a Barber shop and askes for a shave and his boots shined.  While the barber is lathering him up, a very pretty young lady kneels down in front of him and starts shinning his boots.

The Cowboy was very smitten by her ans said, "Miss, I think you and I should leave here and find a hotel room."

To which she replied..."My husband wouldn't like that very much."

"Tell him you are working overtime and I will pay you the difference." he replied.

"Why don't you tell him yourself...He is the shving you!!"

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Rainmaker
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Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!!!!!  It is a little to late to change your mind about the shave...

Don't be stopping for any shave on your way down to Missouri.

Apr 12, 2009 07:08 AM #2
Rainmaker
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Morning Don...See you Soon.  I will give a call when I get down and set up a date and time when I confirm the schedual.

Apr 12, 2009 07:16 AM #3
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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Yikes, with a straight edge in hand!  Good one William, thanks for the chuckle!

Apr 12, 2009 07:17 AM #4
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Gabe Sanders
the BlueWater Realty team specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks William.  Always great to start the day off with a laugh.  And a lesson!!

Apr 12, 2009 07:31 AM #5
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Laura...I was never comfortable witha straight edge to begin with.

Gabe...Thanks Fro stopping, glad you enjoyed.

Apr 12, 2009 07:37 AM #6
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Richard Weisser
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Newnan, GA
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Bill...

That's a classic case of being careful what you say when someone has a sharp blade in his hand! lol

Apr 12, 2009 07:39 AM #7
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Colleen Lane
Kennewick Richland (and West) Pasco WA Homes For Sale - Kennewick, WA
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Very funny William!  Thanks for the laugh.  :o)

Apr 12, 2009 07:47 AM #8
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Steve Hoffacker
Hoffacker Associates LLC - West Palm Beach, FL
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William,

How is that for a close shave? Just proves you never assume anything either. :)

Steve

Apr 12, 2009 08:05 AM #9
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Richard...It would be alesson learned the hard way!

Colleen...Happy Easter

Apr 12, 2009 08:05 AM #10
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
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Now I know why my husband doesn't like others to shave him.  LOL

Apr 12, 2009 08:26 AM #11
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Michael Setunsky
Michael's Commercial LLC - Woodbridge, VA
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William, thanks for the chuckle on this Sunday morning. Happy Easter!

Apr 12, 2009 08:29 AM #12
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Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Hi William - Happy Easter!  I guess this one is a reminder that we need to find out who all the players are before we make a move... lol

Apr 12, 2009 10:03 AM #13
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Konnie Mac McCarthy
Realty Direct, LLC/Realty Direct, Inc. - Mc Lean, VA
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Now that is funny....never cross a man with a razor in his hand :)

Apr 12, 2009 10:19 AM #14
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JL Boney, III
Russell and Jeffcoat - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

You could be in far worse situations, but then I can't think of one at the moment.

Apr 12, 2009 10:23 AM #15
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Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI

Thanks for your Easter chuckle.

Apr 12, 2009 10:44 AM #16
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Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

The razor blade was probably way to close for comfort after that statement...  You sure come up with good ones.  Thanks for constantly giving us something to laugh about!

Apr 12, 2009 01:41 PM #17
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LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

William,

Sweeny Todd anyone? I guess some men get too single-minded about lust to realize immediate threat.

Apr 13, 2009 09:16 AM #18
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KIM WHITE
Keller Williams VIP Properties - Santa Clarita, CA

LOL...Really funny thank you for sharing I like it. I hope you had a wonderful easter with your family.

Thank you,

Kim White

Apr 13, 2009 10:49 AM #19
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Lynn Meldrum
Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage - Calgary, AB

Good one.  and the moral of the story is know who has a knife at your neck lol

Lynn Meldrum

Apr 13, 2009 10:05 PM #20
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
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Bill, this is why I only have the Barber cut my hair...the razor scares me!

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