Conch Trains bring business to our town. Not to me and not to most of the people who live here. But they are good for Key West. So I tolerate them. And try to avoid them.
Traffic jams here are not like they are up north in America in places like New York City, or Los Angeles, or Atlanta. I was in Atlanta a couple of months ago. It took us 45 minutes on a Saturday night to drive six blocks. We were on a six lane (one direction) road. I'd be nuts if I had to live through that every day. How do you readers cope with that?
There is a local Key West resident that drives a big rugged truck that exudes his "manhood" to no end. He has one of those handicapped parking permit that he hangs on his windshield mirror when he pulls into a handicapped parking space. I watched him do this one day. He got out of his big rig and strutted someplace in the small shopping center. He is no more handicapped than I am. I don't know the guy personally so this isn't a me vs. him issue. There is a real handicapped person that uses that same handicapped parking space regularly. His van is outfitted with a special lift that helps him get out of his van in his wheelchair. The guy with the big rig took the real handicapped person's parking spot.
There are a lot of older people in the Old Town area that have handicapped parking signs placed in front of their homes. I get it. I understand parking is tight in Old Town. But the streets are public. Giving certain people special treatment isn't right unless they really are handicapped. And being old is not a handicap.
Finally, I have to criticize property owners that put up signs or erect barriers that keep the public from parking on the public streets and right of ways. The photos above show a sign placed in the public right of way next to a Casa Marina area town home warning potential parkers not to park there. The neighbor across the street has grass planted in his public right of way, and he erected metal poles to prevent the public from parking on the right of way.
There is a new deli on Truman that just put up signs inside the deli and on the side of the building that state "CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY UNAUTHORIZED VEHICLES WILL BE TOWED AWAY AT VEHICLE OWNER'S EXPENSE". And in smaller letters at the bottom there is a spot for the police department phone number. The signs look like something the city would put up. That's the point I guess. Put up something to prevent someone from doing something that they have a legal right to do.
I guess in the scheme of things if this is all I have to worry me, I've got it pretty easy. If I had to move back up north I don't think I could handle it.