Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter: LOL

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Maxine on - Retirement as a Wal-Mart Greeter

                         

Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive.

So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good

find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly,

nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,

'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,

they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell

would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard

to believe you got laid twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .. . . 

soooo tomorrow maybe I'll go fishing.

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Brian Brumpton
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Very funny.  Thanks for the laugh!

May 14, 2009 01:49 PM
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Ethan Carlson
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Lol - thanks for the chuckle. My grandmother used to have a ton of "Maxine" things lying about in her home (calendar, magnets, etc) all are hilarious. Thanks!

May 14, 2009 02:04 PM
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Kim, Maxine stuff is just hilarious and that was a great story.

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May 14, 2009 10:49 PM
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Hi Kim-Now that was funny-Thank you for the chuckle <SMILE>

May 15, 2009 12:55 PM
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Gary Woltal
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Kim, now YOU are really making me laugh with this one. We all should speak our mind. Even in retirement. I can see Kim is not going to be rolled over any time soon.

May 16, 2009 09:35 AM
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Kim, now THAT is funny!  Thanks for sharing it, I am still chuckling about it!

May 17, 2009 01:05 AM
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Debbie Walsh
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Kim-I love Maxine!  Thanks for sharing!

 

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