The Economy is so bad.., You add the rest! But here are 11 to "prime the pump!"

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Real Estate Agent with The Kelly-Norman Team Keller Williams RE

The economy is so bad--

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
10. The Mafia is laying off judges.
11. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
 

 



 

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Shane OnullGorman
Eau Claire Wisconsin, Real Estate Agent & Realtor- Buy or Sell
Eau Claire Realty, Inc.

The economy is so bad even it wont lend itself credit.

May 25, 2009 11:04 PM
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Michael Kelly
CDPE,CIPS,CRS,SRES
The Kelly-Norman Team Keller Williams RE

Bob--"Badda Boom!" "Take my credit rating-Please!"

Elvis--I'm just a hunka,hunka burnin' Realtor!!"

We should start another thread beginning with "The real estate market is so bad..," That should really get some good ones going!

 

May 25, 2009 11:05 PM
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Matt Grohe
RE/MAX Des Moines
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Michael: I don't have anything to add, but thanks for the humor.

May 25, 2009 11:47 PM
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Mark Hall
Homes for Sale Vancouver Washington
Elite Realty NW - Keller Williams, Vancouver Washington

The economy is so bad that the local branch of my bank is a short sale!

May 26, 2009 12:43 AM
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Christine McInerney
The McInerney Team, Knoxville TN Homes For Sale
The McInerney Team with Realty Executives Associates

Very cute top 10 list- you should submit this over to Jay Leno.

September 06, 2009 07:49 PM
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