The Economy is so bad.., You add the rest! But here are 11 to "prime the pump!"

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Real Estate Agent with The Kelly-Norman Team Keller Williams RE

The economy is so bad--

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
10. The Mafia is laying off judges.
11. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
 

 



 

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Alan May
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michael... welcome to AR... nice to see you back.

May 25, 2009 10:01 PM #1
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Ron Bridges
ERA Wilder Realty, Inc. - Sumter, SC

Michael, thanks for the great laughs.  I really liked the pre-declined credit cards.  I'm going to have to reblog this to my site.

May 25, 2009 10:13 PM #2
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Bob Foster
Century 21 Lanthorn R. E. Ltd. Belleville, Ontario - Belleville, ON

The economy is is bad that so bad that when my kid asked me if he could get a bird for a pet, I gave him some bird seed and told him to grow his own.

May 25, 2009 10:42 PM #3
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L. Nicole Tomlinson
Solid Source Family First Realty - Charlotte, NC

Still laughing @ the pre-declined credit card. Unfortunately you are not the only one!

Just as an FYI, I recently jointed United Credit Education Services which is a credit union service organization that offers a legal credit repair program (amongst other things). I was happy to find a program such as this one for my clients. The company does a great job and is also members of the Better Business Bureau. Not to mention, they have the best credit EDUCATION materials and training that I have seen in a while. I am happy that I joined.

Now I am able to help my real estate clients who before enrolling in the credit repair didnt have a chance in "u know what" at getting approved for a mortgage.

If anyone is interested in the company or if you just want to get some of the free credit and financial education materials to pass along to your clients please feel free to contact me or visit my website. I will be happy to send anybody any of the PDF's and Powerpoints, etc. that I have.


Nicole Tomlinson      Solid Source Family First Realty       Charlotte, NC

www.MendMyScore.com

 

May 25, 2009 10:42 PM #4
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Shane OnullGorman
Eau Claire Realty, Inc. - Eau Claire, WI
Eau Claire Wisconsin, Real Estate Agent & Realtor- Buy or Sell

The economy is so bad even it wont lend itself credit.

May 25, 2009 11:04 PM #5
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Michael Kelly
The Kelly-Norman Team Keller Williams RE - Santa Rosa, CA
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Bob--"Badda Boom!" "Take my credit rating-Please!"

Elvis--I'm just a hunka,hunka burnin' Realtor!!"

We should start another thread beginning with "The real estate market is so bad..," That should really get some good ones going!

 

May 25, 2009 11:05 PM #6
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Matt Grohe
RE/MAX Real Estate Concepts - Des Moines, IA
RE/MAX Des Moines

Michael: I don't have anything to add, but thanks for the humor.

May 25, 2009 11:47 PM #7
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Mark Hall
Elite Realty NW - Keller Williams, Vancouver Washington - Vancouver, WA
Homes for Sale Vancouver Washington

The economy is so bad that the local branch of my bank is a short sale!

May 26, 2009 12:43 AM #8
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Christine McInerney
The McInerney Team with Realty Executives Associates - Knoxville, TN
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Very cute top 10 list- you should submit this over to Jay Leno.

Sep 06, 2009 07:49 PM #9
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