and the fight goes on.... and the fight goes on....

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Residential

Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.

Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit...
and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny..

Here we go:

 

I asked my wife,
"Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"


It warmed my heart to see
her face melt in sweet appreciation.


"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.


So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"


And that’s when the fight began…

 

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I know you're out there... I can hear you breathing!

 

ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
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Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

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 ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate

Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate
Licensed in Illinois

   

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Larry Bettag
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I love these...."and that's where the fight begins" jokes.  so fun!

July 01, 2009 10:27 AM #1
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Steve Loynd
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Alan, My wife was in the kitchen the other night and something she had in the oven set off the smoke detectors, I said "honey most  people just set a timer to know when the dinner is cooked" and that is when the fight began.

July 01, 2009 11:00 AM #2
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Alan May
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Larry - they are a genre unto themselves, aren't they?

Steve - you sure do know how to set the mood, dontcha?

July 01, 2009 11:12 AM #3
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JL Boney, III
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My wife is not a big fan of the kitchen. But we go out for anniversaries.

July 02, 2009 01:06 PM #4
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Alan May
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clearly, JL, your wife makes the same thing for dinner that my wife makes..... "reservations".

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