The Value Of A Drink

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Broker Owner (The Watz Team)

The Value of a Drink 



"Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel  shame.
  Then  I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams
.   If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
 
Then I say to  myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack  Handy


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell  
happened to your bra and panties.


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"I  feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank  Sinatra


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are  tougher, smarter, faster  and better looking than most people.


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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~  Henny Youngman


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?
  I  think not."
~ Stephen Wright  


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to  heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian  O'Rourke


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin  Franklin


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


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"Without  question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel  does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
 


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


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To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a  can!

~ Dave  Howell


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff  Clavin, of  Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it  went:


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest  ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of  alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.  That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."  


WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

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Rainmaker
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Vicki Watzlawick
Broker Owner (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team

I can't get the little sucker up where she belongs in the box above.  And I thought I was going to be all spiffy and make it pretty colors and everything...yeah right.  Maybe I need a drink?

June 01, 2007 11:38 PM #1
Rainer
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Nalliah Thayabharan
Expert Building Inspections Ltd - Markham, ON
Home Inspector - Commercial Building Inspector Toronto

Hi Vicki !

Sounds like something very interesting. I never thought about it

Nalliah Thayabharan

Commercial and Residential Building Inspector

Expert Building Inspections Ltd

June 02, 2007 12:21 AM #2
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Ginger Sala
Wilkinson & Associates, Wilmington NC - Wilmington, NC
Wilmington NC Real Estate & Relocation~

Vicki,

The same way you put the graphic in the comment box is how it goes in the blog.I winder why it;s not working for  you. I tries it in a draft blog and it worked.

Ginger

 

June 02, 2007 12:30 AM #3
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Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale

Vicki

No no no my dear it was that last glass of wine that kept you from getting the graphic in right!  LOL  ROTFLMHO I can't stop laughing.  This is being sent to several friends, will they be after they get this?  Not if they recognize themselves. :)

You can do another one like this anytime.  I'm still laughing. Thanks. So you're not just a blonde joke kinda gal. :)

June 02, 2007 12:43 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Chris Griffith
Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL
Bonita Springs Fl Real Estate
I read that first thing in the morning and laughed out loud!  I almost spit my coffee out.  Funny. That deserves to be printed and sent to my parents who are wine experts (Ernest and Julio Gallo - El Paisano  (LOL)
June 02, 2007 06:26 AM #5
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Robert Cramer
Five Star Property Inspections - Belleville, IL

"Without  question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel  does
not go nearly as well with pizza."

And after having a few beers, one begins looking at the pizza as the re-invention of the wheel, pass me another one......please!

June 02, 2007 11:19 AM #6
Rainer
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Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc - Eustis, FL
Thanks for the laughs... much needed on this rainy Florida day with a TS going over right now.
June 02, 2007 11:47 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Vicki Watzlawick
Broker Owner (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team

Ginger  You wrote.. " I tries it in a draft blog and it worked."  Oh yes you can relate to this blog just fine!  LOL!

Roberta   Why do you think us blondes have more fun? 1 Tequilla, 2 Tequilla, 3 Tequilla, FLOOR!

Chris  You almost spit the coffee out cuz the Baileys was missing!  ;)

Robert  I'm just sitting here picturing my Harley with Pizzas as wheels...not a pretty sight! 

Jason  Have a few cocktails..the TS get pretty interesting!  I can see you standing in the yard clicking your heels and yelling Auntie M..Take Me Home!

June 02, 2007 01:39 PM #8
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Roberta Lee
Century 21 Olde Tyme - Norco, CA
Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale
ROTFLMHO  LOL  LOL  LOL  Thanks Vicki!  :) Floor, floor, floor.
June 02, 2007 03:55 PM #9
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Robert Cramer
Five Star Property Inspections - Belleville, IL

Robert  I'm just sitting here picturing my Harley with Pizzas as wheels...not a pretty sight! 

Would somebody give this girl another shot of tequila.....she has no vision or hasn't had enough to drink yet!

June 02, 2007 04:30 PM #10
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 Just reading this makes me want to have a Martini!  Loved the blog!
June 03, 2007 12:46 AM #11
Rainmaker
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Vicki Watzlawick
Broker Owner (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team
OMG it;s magic!  It's absolutley magic.  I went riding today and stopped in to see if I had any comments and that picture I uploaded appeared like magic.  Holy Moly!  Maybe I had too much to drink!  Am I really seeing my picture in the blog?   Yee Hah!
June 03, 2007 09:14 PM #12
Rainer
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Exit Platinum Realty
EXIT PLATINUM REALTY - Crystal Lake, IL

i see you have a following of boozers, george

we should have a exit meeting a local pub soon, geo

June 05, 2007 10:40 AM #13
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Julia Fedak
Platinum Home Designs - Burlington, ON
IRIS, CSP

Fantastic!

I'm going to frame that beautiful piece of art that you posted and put it in my kitchen!

Thanks!

Julia

June 05, 2007 12:18 PM #14
Rainmaker
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Vicki Watzlawick
Broker Owner (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team

George  You can never have enough friends!  And the drinkers..they get friendlier with every drink!

Julia  Send pictures  :)

June 05, 2007 02:28 PM #15
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"The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW.
President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Kissimmee, FL

I still hav not figed out wh it it nt ok tooo drnk an bog?

TLW...ROAR :)

June 05, 2007 04:24 PM #16
Rainmaker
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Vicki Watzlawick
Broker Owner (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team
TLW  Eeets OK 
June 05, 2007 05:30 PM #17
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Jim Watzlawick
Watz Home Inspections - Algonquin, IL
Watz Home Inspections
I think I know where the lost bra and panties are
June 05, 2007 09:03 PM #18
Rainmaker
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Vicki Watzlawick
Broker Owner (The Watz Team) - Algonquin, IL
Illinois Foreclosure Expert, The Watz Team
Jim you better baby!
June 05, 2007 09:17 PM #19
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