is that your final answer?

By
Real Estate Broker with Coldwell Banker Residential

Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.

Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit...
and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny..

Here we go:

 

A man and his wife are watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we in bed.

He turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"


"No," she answered.

He then said, "Is that your final answer?"


She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying "Yes."


So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that’s when the fight began…


 

rimshot?

click on me, to hear the average response to this joke

I know you're out there... I can hear you breathing!

 

ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
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Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

 

 

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 ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate

Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate
Licensed in Illinois

   

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Tami Vroma
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Good one Alan!!!  Got to try and remember to tell my hubby that one~!~

July 20, 2009 06:28 AM
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KIM WHITE
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That is such a funny one. If my husband said that to me I would definitely laugh. Thank you for the laugh!

Have a good day

Kim White

July 20, 2009 02:58 PM
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Alan May
Evanston & Northshore of Chicago real estate
Coldwell Banker Residential

hmm... steve... what would 50/50 entail, do you think?

Betina - I'll do my best

Larry - I've never been a fan of public opinion

Sandy - glad you both liked it.

Tami - good to see you 'round... don't be a stranger... hope all is well.

Kim - Glad you liked it.

July 20, 2009 03:20 PM
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Caren Wallace
Portage Lakes Real Estate Agent
Stouffer Realty, Akron, Ohio

Alan, watch out with those final answers, they could come back to bite ya!

July 21, 2009 06:35 AM
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Alan May
Evanston & Northshore of Chicago real estate
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don't I know it, Caren.

July 21, 2009 07:38 AM
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