Sometimes it takes while...(Humor)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

The Doctor was setting a middle aged farm hands broken leg.  "How did this happen?"

Well Doc, 25 years ago...

"Don't give me a history lesson" replied the doc, "I want to know how this happened today!"

"As I said, 25 years ago when I started working as a farmhand, Everyone was in bed.  The farmers pretty daughter came out and asked me if I needed anything.  I replied no.  She asked if she could do anything for me, and again I replied, No everything is fine.  She then said are your SURE, there is nothing I can do for you.  I again assured her I was just fine."

"Excuse me, but what the Hell does that have to do with you breaking you leg today?!"

"Well today while I was up on the roof working, It dawned on me what she wanted and I fell backwards off the roof!"

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Rainmaker
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Erby Crofutt
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The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

Talk about it taking a LONG TIME!  25 years.

I hate that I usually come up with the perfect comeback to other people's remarks, 15 MINUTES LATER!

Ugh!

 

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Aug 30, 2009 06:43 AM #1
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JL Boney, III
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You have to hate those missed opportunities in life. The stars don't always line up, but when they do we need to make the most of it.

Aug 30, 2009 07:37 AM #2
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Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
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There is nothing sayin that this fella is slow but 25 years??????  I think that I can relate tho.

Aug 30, 2009 07:41 AM #3
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Richard Weisser
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Bill...

Timing is everything! That one actually got a good belly laugh.

Aug 30, 2009 07:48 AM #4
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Randi Brammer
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Well, um...I am not sure which way I should comment on this one. lol  It did bring a chuckle!

Aug 30, 2009 09:14 AM #5
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Vern Eaton
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This guy is lucky he realized it late...so it doesn't happen again. lol  Could save his life.LOL

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