Property Managers Choice (Humor)

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Mortgage and Lending with Cool Realty, LLC

A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them

both out before deciding." So he chooses to check out hell first.

He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and doing the limbo. Everyone is laughing and having a great time.

Next St. Peter takes him up to heaven to look around. Everything is white and pristine. People are speaking softly about philosophy and mathematical formulas. Others are simply contemplative and serene.He's bored in about five minutes.

St. Peter then says to the property manager, "I want you to sleep on it and meet me back here in the morning to let me know your decision." The next morning he comes back and says to St. Peter, "Heaven is very nice and all, but hell looks great, so I've decided that I want to go to hell". So St. Peter puts him on the escalator down to hell.

When he gets there he sees Satan whipping people and there's fire everywhere and everyone is screaming in pain. So he goes over to Satan and says "Hey, what gives here? Yesterday I came here to check the place out and everyone was partying and it looked like a great time.What happened?"

Satan looks at him and says "You used to be a property manager so you ought to know the answer to your own question. Yesterday you were a prospect. Today you're just another resident!"

WELL, HOPE YOU LIKE IT! :)

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Rainmaker
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Barbara Michaluk
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David, very funny!  We can all relate to the ending of reality vs perception in our business and the quality of what we get after we've been captured!

Oct 12, 2009 01:15 PM #1
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Debi Boucher
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Good one David! Welcome to AR - Looking forward to more of your posts!

Debi

Nov 12, 2009 12:25 PM #2
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Liz Flint
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HI David, I like the reference to the prospect in this joke.  cute!!

Nov 05, 2010 11:20 AM #3
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