Just Thinking Fun

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I was thinking about how fancy cell phones have become a status symbol. I can't afford one, so I'm wearing my garage door opener clipped to my belt.
 
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
 
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is a lot like when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
 
I thought about making a fitness movie for some older folks and call it, "Pumping Rust".
 
I think I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease....when your chest is falling into your drawers!
 
Employment application blanks always ask who to notify in case of emergency. I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"


       
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
      
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator in hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
      
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
         
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
      
How come we never hear any "father-in-law" jokes?
      
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to in the first place?
      
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and serious wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill and have to be bedridden for weeks? Then they whine to their wife or girlfriend constantly about it.

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Dorie Dillard
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Hi Gary,

These are all hysterical! What a much of funnies!! Thanks for sharing with us. You are right I never do hear any Father-in-law jokes!!

Nov 08, 2009 09:08 AM #2
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Toula Rosebrock
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Hi Gary:

These were all great!

Have a Happy Sunday.

Nov 08, 2009 09:10 AM #3
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Thanks for the humor this morning!  I love it!

Nov 08, 2009 09:11 AM #4
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Lori Churchill Cofer
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Gary,

Some good chuckles here....I am guilty as charged of the vacuum one...LOL!

Nov 08, 2009 09:21 AM #5
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Donna & Larry Johnson
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Thanks Gary, nothing like alittle humor on a Sunday morning.

Nov 08, 2009 09:23 AM #6
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Joe Brant
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All good ones, thank you.

Nov 08, 2009 09:24 AM #7
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Chris Ann Cleland
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Gary:  A nice change of pace to read while I sit here crunching numbers for neighborhood sales reports.  Your blog always brings a smile to my face.

Nov 08, 2009 09:33 AM #8
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Mike Saunders
Lanier Partners - Athens, GA

Gary - and why do you always come up with these posts that make me both think and laugh?

Nov 08, 2009 09:43 AM #9
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Susie Blackmon
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Ha ha. I won't go into the female why's!! The nice thing is that as I got older, the less I care about some things!

Nov 08, 2009 11:02 AM #10
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Kevin J. May
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Gary, the "Pumping Rust" really touched me.  I'm surprised I never heard that before.  Thanks for adding more humor to my day!

Nov 08, 2009 11:15 AM #11
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Gary, These are some really great ones - thanks for the chuckle today!  Love it!  Have a great day!

Nov 08, 2009 02:05 PM #12
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Gary - Sometimes I feel as if I'm pumping rust--wonder if it would help to drink some WD-40? Thanks for the chuckles.

Nov 08, 2009 03:30 PM #13
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Ha ha you got me Gary!! I thought you were going in a philosophical direction. Loved it.  You are so good at stringing us along.........bravo.

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?  What is up with this - I want colored bubbles!

Oh yes - I like John's comment about the WD-40.  Funny!

Nov 08, 2009 04:22 PM #14
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LOL. Some great thoughts there Gary!  Thank you.

Steve

Nov 08, 2009 09:13 PM #15
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I'm one of those who runs over something a million time with the vacuum cleaner.  I guess I'm just stubborn.  The vacuum cleaner most often wins.  Very funny stuff, thank you for the laugh to jumpstart my day.

Nov 09, 2009 07:15 AM #16
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Don't give me wife any ammo with that 'if at first you dont succeed stuff'.. LOL

Nov 09, 2009 11:31 AM #17
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Funny and thanks for the laughs today... there are days we need 'em!

Nov 09, 2009 04:34 PM #18
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Liz Moras
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oh those were just too funny - especially since i just had me tete a tete with my garbage bag!

Nov 10, 2009 11:25 PM #19
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Carol Culkin
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Gary - Thanks for the humor.  This is a nice way to almost end my business day today!

Nov 12, 2009 02:13 PM #20
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This is the cutest post I have read all day - thanks for sharing!

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