Friday Funny- Good Lawyer Joke

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY

From my humor consultant, Tiffany Pratt:

Question: Why are there so many toxic waste dumps in New Jersey and so many lawyers in New York?

Answer: New Jersey got to pick first. 

I love that one. 

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Dana Couch-Davis
Kendall Haney Realty Group - Memphis, TN
CRS, GRI, ABR, SRES

That is a good joke to start the weekend off with.  Will have me smiling all week.

Dec 11, 2009 09:57 AM #1
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Rick Cordisco
Pocono Mountain Lakes Realty - Pocono Lake, PA
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That is friggin hilarious.

Dec 11, 2009 09:58 AM #2
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Emcee M. Arah
Remax Excellence - Silver Spring, MD - Silver Spring, MD
Realtor w/Architectural Dimension, CRS, CDPE, CIAS

That one is really too funny, Philip! So that's what the smell is!  What's up with Cleveland? hahahahah  Thanks for the funny!

Emcee

Dec 11, 2009 10:10 AM #3
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Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - West Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

That is really funny.  Someone on the AR staff must be a lawyer to not give you the points;  it appears they like blonde jokes for points.

Dec 11, 2009 11:11 AM #4
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Christine Hynes
American Capital Corporation - Laguna Beach, CA
Orange County Senior Loan Consultant

J - I will pass this one on to our Lawyers!

Dec 11, 2009 11:20 AM #5
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J. Philip Faranda
J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY - Briarcliff Manor, NY
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Sharon, I checked off the box for no points myself after I re-read the rules. It isn't my joke and is under 50 words, so no points. But I don't care, it is funny. 

Dec 11, 2009 02:10 PM #6
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Kim Brown
Keller Williams Realty - Keene, NH
Keene, NH - New England at its Best!

You can't put points a price on a good belly laugh!  I guess I need to think about hiring a humor consultant too!

Have a good weekend!

Dec 11, 2009 07:50 PM #7
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Ohh, I love the lawyer jokes!  Thanks for posting.

Dec 12, 2009 09:02 AM #8
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Paul Warkow
Paul Warkow-D.G. Weber Law Associates - Hauppauge, NY

Here is my favorite lawyer joke.  A ship capsized at sea and in one of the lifeboats was a lawyer.  The life boat drifted for days and everyone was starving.  Finall it drifted toward a deserted island but everyone could see there was food on the island.  Unfortunately the boat got stuck on a sandbar 50 feet away and the water was full of sharks.  No one wanted to try swimming to shore.  The lawyer said "No problem" and jumped into the water and swam to shore.  The sharks did not bother him.  The lawyer collected all the food possible and swam back to the boat.  Not only did the sharks not attack the lawyer but helped the him bring the food back.  The astonished passengers asked, "How did you do that?"  The lawyer replied, "Professional courtesy."

Dec 15, 2009 08:38 AM #9
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Dianne Hicks
HomeSmart Real Estate - Temecula, CA

Very funny, I always enjoy something that makes me laugh.

Dec 15, 2009 04:22 PM #10
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Steve Merson
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

LOL.  I like your sense of humor!!

Steve

Dec 18, 2009 10:14 AM #11
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Tony Orefice
Wilkinson and Associates/www.TonyOreficeRealtor.com - Harrisburg, NC
Realtor/Harrisburg NC,Concord NC

Hey J,

that is a chuckler for sure. I also like Paul's joke as well.

Dec 21, 2009 09:02 AM #12
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Nathan Tutas
Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Davenport, FL
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Very funny. I needed that after a very long day of work.

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