Friday Funny- Good Lawyer Joke

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY

From my humor consultant, Tiffany Pratt:

Question: Why are there so many toxic waste dumps in New Jersey and so many lawyers in New York?

Answer: New Jersey got to pick first. 

I love that one. 

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Dana Couch-Davis
CRS, GRI, ABR, SRES
Kendall Haney Realty Group

That is a good joke to start the weekend off with.  Will have me smiling all week.

December 11, 2009 09:57 AM
Rainmaker
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Rick Cordisco
RS 275149
Pocono Mountain Lakes Realty

That is friggin hilarious.

December 11, 2009 09:58 AM
Rainmaker
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Emcee M. Arah
Realtor w/Architectural Dimension, CRS, CDPE, CIAS
Remax Excellence - Silver Spring, MD

That one is really too funny, Philip! So that's what the smell is!  What's up with Cleveland? hahahahah  Thanks for the funny!

Emcee

December 11, 2009 10:10 AM
Rainmaker
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Sharon & Bruce Walter
West Lafayette homes for sale
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN

That is really funny.  Someone on the AR staff must be a lawyer to not give you the points;  it appears they like blonde jokes for points.

December 11, 2009 11:11 AM
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Christine Hynes
Orange County Senior Loan Consultant
American Capital Corporation

J - I will pass this one on to our Lawyers!

December 11, 2009 11:20 AM
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J. Philip Faranda
Broker-Owner
J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY

Sharon, I checked off the box for no points myself after I re-read the rules. It isn't my joke and is under 50 words, so no points. But I don't care, it is funny. 

December 11, 2009 02:10 PM
Rainmaker
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Kim Brown
Keene, NH - New England at its Best!
Keller Williams Realty

You can't put points a price on a good belly laugh!  I guess I need to think about hiring a humor consultant too!

Have a good weekend!

December 11, 2009 07:50 PM
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Ohh, I love the lawyer jokes!  Thanks for posting.

December 12, 2009 09:02 AM
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Paul Warkow
Paul Warkow-D.G. Weber Law Associates

Here is my favorite lawyer joke.  A ship capsized at sea and in one of the lifeboats was a lawyer.  The life boat drifted for days and everyone was starving.  Finall it drifted toward a deserted island but everyone could see there was food on the island.  Unfortunately the boat got stuck on a sandbar 50 feet away and the water was full of sharks.  No one wanted to try swimming to shore.  The lawyer said "No problem" and jumped into the water and swam to shore.  The sharks did not bother him.  The lawyer collected all the food possible and swam back to the boat.  Not only did the sharks not attack the lawyer but helped the him bring the food back.  The astonished passengers asked, "How did you do that?"  The lawyer replied, "Professional courtesy."

December 15, 2009 08:38 AM
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Dianne Hicks
HomeSmart Real Estate

Very funny, I always enjoy something that makes me laugh.

December 15, 2009 04:22 PM
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Steve Merson
CNE, e-PRO
Keller Williams Realty

LOL.  I like your sense of humor!!

Steve

December 18, 2009 10:14 AM
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Tony Orefice
Realtor/Harrisburg NC,Concord NC
Wilkinson and Associates/www.TonyOreficeRealtor.com

Hey J,

that is a chuckler for sure. I also like Paul's joke as well.

December 21, 2009 09:02 AM
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Nathan Tutas
Your Central Florida Real Estate Expert
Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.

Very funny. I needed that after a very long day of work.

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