Friday Funny- Good Lawyer Joke

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Real Estate Broker Owner with J. Philip Faranda (J. Philip R.E. LLC) Westchester County NY

From my humor consultant, Tiffany Pratt:

Question: Why are there so many toxic waste dumps in New Jersey and so many lawyers in New York?

Answer: New Jersey got to pick first. 

I love that one. 

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Paul Warkow
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Here is my favorite lawyer joke.  A ship capsized at sea and in one of the lifeboats was a lawyer.  The life boat drifted for days and everyone was starving.  Finall it drifted toward a deserted island but everyone could see there was food on the island.  Unfortunately the boat got stuck on a sandbar 50 feet away and the water was full of sharks.  No one wanted to try swimming to shore.  The lawyer said "No problem" and jumped into the water and swam to shore.  The sharks did not bother him.  The lawyer collected all the food possible and swam back to the boat.  Not only did the sharks not attack the lawyer but helped the him bring the food back.  The astonished passengers asked, "How did you do that?"  The lawyer replied, "Professional courtesy."

December 15, 2009 08:38 AM
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Dianne Hicks
HomeSmart Real Estate

Very funny, I always enjoy something that makes me laugh.

December 15, 2009 04:22 PM
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Steve Merson
CNE, e-PRO
Keller Williams Realty

LOL.  I like your sense of humor!!

Steve

December 18, 2009 10:14 AM
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Tony Orefice
Realtor/Harrisburg NC,Concord NC
Wilkinson and Associates/www.TonyOreficeRealtor.com

Hey J,

that is a chuckler for sure. I also like Paul's joke as well.

December 21, 2009 09:02 AM
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Nathan Tutas
Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.

Very funny. I needed that after a very long day of work.

January 28, 2010 09:42 PM
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Phil Faranda is broker and owner of J. Philip Real Estate LLC in Briarcliff Manor, NY. Since founding the firm as a sole practitioner in late 2005, the team has grown to over 30 agents & closed 350+ transactions valued at $140 million. He is in his 4th term as Vice President of the HGMLS. This blog commentary is geared toward consumers and industry colleagues alike. You can reach him at (914) 723-8900.
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