Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells......

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I received an E-Mail today from an AR friend.   Basically stating..."Bill, you haven't posted any good Christmas Funnies yet."   HMMM I thought I had, but I have been a bit busy.  So in response to a 'FAN'  HA HA...here goes...

A young man walks into a Pet Shop looking to buy a Parrot.  The shop owner only had one left.  "His name is Chester and he is a very special bird."

"Well, for $2000 he had better be." replied the young man.

The shop owner said. " Here I will show you."  He lit a match and put it under Chester's left foot and Chester broke out in song..."Silent Night, Holy Night"   He then put the match under the right foot..."Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way...."

"Here, you try it", coxed the shop owner.  The young man took the match and was holding it under Chester between both feet while deciding which foot to put the match under.  Chester broke into song...

"CHESTNUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE........"

Merry Christmas to all!!!!!

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Rainmaker
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Karen Anne Stone
Fort Worth Real Estate
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County

William:  I am going to go out on a limb here... and suggest to you that you better keep your day job.  Just a thought... :)

December 18, 2009 10:25 PM
Rainmaker
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
WHISPERING PINES REALTY

Karen...I have been told that once today already,...

December 18, 2009 10:51 PM
Rainmaker
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Nick T Pappas
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource
Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Huntsville AL

William, Karen may have a point, however, it cracked me up.

December 18, 2009 11:01 PM
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Howdy there William

I sure did get a real hoot of reading your post. That there Parrot, knew folks should not be playen with matchs.

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December 19, 2009 03:20 AM
Rainmaker
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Laura Giannotta
Your Realtor Down the Shore!
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

That's a good one William!  Thanks for the chuckles!

December 19, 2009 04:25 AM
Rainmaker
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Rob Thomas
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954

William....another great laugh...Have a great weekend!

December 19, 2009 08:16 AM
Rainmaker
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Don Rogers
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield

That wasn't the bird that you got the wife for Christmas last year was it?

Thanks for the laugh...

December 19, 2009 10:50 AM
Rainmaker
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Steve Loynd
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc.,

Bill, I know you once owned a pet shop...was this standard training for the Parrots...Or would the SPCA have frowned on this method of coaxing.

December 19, 2009 11:24 AM
Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
Realtor 320-630-6995

Bill, You don't sleep much at night do you.  Don't know how else you would come up with all of these!

December 19, 2009 11:33 AM
Rainmaker
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Matt Listro
Your Credit Repair Expert
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

Hi Bill: That one made me chuckle - thanks for the laugh.

:)

December 19, 2009 12:57 PM
Rainmaker
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Randi Brammer
Accountant & Tax Preparer
Randi Brammer, Acctg.

LOL, well, I gues that was the way for the bird to say...HURRY UP AND DECIDE!!!

December 19, 2009 02:16 PM
Rainer
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Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living

That Chester is a cleaver bird and quite talented.  Thanks for sharing!

December 19, 2009 02:20 PM
Rainmaker
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Darrell Walters
W. Darrell Walters

That's funny. Thanks for sharing a new way to enjoy Christmas carols. 

December 28, 2009 08:49 AM
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