Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells......

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Real Estate Broker Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I received an E-Mail today from an AR friend.   Basically stating..."Bill, you haven't posted any good Christmas Funnies yet."   HMMM I thought I had, but I have been a bit busy.  So in response to a 'FAN'  HA HA...here goes...

A young man walks into a Pet Shop looking to buy a Parrot.  The shop owner only had one left.  "His name is Chester and he is a very special bird."

"Well, for $2000 he had better be." replied the young man.

The shop owner said. " Here I will show you."  He lit a match and put it under Chester's left foot and Chester broke out in song..."Silent Night, Holy Night"   He then put the match under the right foot..."Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way...."

"Here, you try it", coxed the shop owner.  The young man took the match and was holding it under Chester between both feet while deciding which foot to put the match under.  Chester broke into song...

"CHESTNUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE........"

Merry Christmas to all!!!!!

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Minnesota Chisago County North Branch
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Vern Eaton
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Bill, You don't sleep much at night do you.  Don't know how else you would come up with all of these!

December 19, 2009 11:33 AM
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Matt Listro
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Hi Bill: That one made me chuckle - thanks for the laugh.

:)

December 19, 2009 12:57 PM
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Randi Brammer
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LOL, well, I gues that was the way for the bird to say...HURRY UP AND DECIDE!!!

December 19, 2009 02:16 PM
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Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living

That Chester is a cleaver bird and quite talented.  Thanks for sharing!

December 19, 2009 02:20 PM
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Darrell Walters
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That's funny. Thanks for sharing a new way to enjoy Christmas carols. 

December 28, 2009 08:49 AM
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