I received an E-Mail today from an AR friend. Basically stating..."Bill, you haven't posted any good Christmas Funnies yet." HMMM I thought I had, but I have been a bit busy. So in response to a 'FAN' HA HA...here goes...
A young man walks into a Pet Shop looking to buy a Parrot. The shop owner only had one left. "His name is Chester and he is a very special bird."
"Well, for $2000 he had better be." replied the young man.
The shop owner said. " Here I will show you." He lit a match and put it under Chester's left foot and Chester broke out in song..."Silent Night, Holy Night" He then put the match under the right foot..."Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way...."
"Here, you try it", coxed the shop owner. The young man took the match and was holding it under Chester between both feet while deciding which foot to put the match under. Chester broke into song...
"CHESTNUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE........"
Merry Christmas to all!!!!!