Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells......

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I received an E-Mail today from an AR friend.   Basically stating..."Bill, you haven't posted any good Christmas Funnies yet."   HMMM I thought I had, but I have been a bit busy.  So in response to a 'FAN'  HA HA...here goes...

A young man walks into a Pet Shop looking to buy a Parrot.  The shop owner only had one left.  "His name is Chester and he is a very special bird."

"Well, for $2000 he had better be." replied the young man.

The shop owner said. " Here I will show you."  He lit a match and put it under Chester's left foot and Chester broke out in song..."Silent Night, Holy Night"   He then put the match under the right foot..."Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way...."

"Here, you try it", coxed the shop owner.  The young man took the match and was holding it under Chester between both feet while deciding which foot to put the match under.  Chester broke into song...

"CHESTNUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE........"

Merry Christmas to all!!!!!

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Rainmaker
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Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
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William:  I am going to go out on a limb here... and suggest to you that you better keep your day job.  Just a thought... :)

December 18, 2009 10:25 PM #1
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Karen...I have been told that once today already,...

December 18, 2009 10:51 PM #2
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Nick T Pappas
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William, Karen may have a point, however, it cracked me up.

December 18, 2009 11:01 PM #3
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Howdy there William

I sure did get a real hoot of reading your post. That there Parrot, knew folks should not be playen with matchs.

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December 19, 2009 03:20 AM #4
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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That's a good one William!  Thanks for the chuckles!

December 19, 2009 04:25 AM #5
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Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

William....another great laugh...Have a great weekend!

December 19, 2009 08:16 AM #6
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Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

That wasn't the bird that you got the wife for Christmas last year was it?

Thanks for the laugh...

December 19, 2009 10:50 AM #7
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill, I know you once owned a pet shop...was this standard training for the Parrots...Or would the SPCA have frowned on this method of coaxing.

December 19, 2009 11:24 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 320-630-6995

Bill, You don't sleep much at night do you.  Don't know how else you would come up with all of these!

December 19, 2009 11:33 AM #9
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Matt Listro
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Hi Bill: That one made me chuckle - thanks for the laugh.

:)

December 19, 2009 12:57 PM #10
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
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LOL, well, I gues that was the way for the bird to say...HURRY UP AND DECIDE!!!

December 19, 2009 02:16 PM #11
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Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI

That Chester is a cleaver bird and quite talented.  Thanks for sharing!

December 19, 2009 02:20 PM #12
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Darrell Walters
W. Darrell Walters - Newnan, GA

That's funny. Thanks for sharing a new way to enjoy Christmas carols. 

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