Speechless Sunday ~ Boos and WooHoos At The Tiki Bar

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

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Sorry, this Speechless Sunday has some 'speech' to go along with it. As Paul Harvey used to say, the rest of the story. LOL. There are always exceptions.

Hanging out with friends and family at one too many Tiki bars enjoying the holidays, this was the best joke I heard. I am paraphrasing it best I can, and I think it came from the military ranks or a joke more guys relate to than the ladies.

The fellas were told the bar where they drank at was going to be busted up and be only 18" deep. Boo.

But with the new construction it was going to be 30 feet wide. WooHoo.

The new policy at the bar was going to be all patrons limited to one drink. Boo.

But the good news is the size of the drink is a bucket. WooHoo.

There were going to be bartenders that strictly enforced the hours the bar was open. Boo.

The bartenders were going to be barmaids. WooHoo.

The barmaids mandatory uniform was long dresses down to their ankles. Boo.

The dresses they wore were transparent. WooHoo....

I don't remember the rest of it as I think I was on glass of wine #4 at that point, but feel free to add verses if you know any, but

LIFE IS GOOD! Live each day fully. Love and laugh as much as you can fit in a day.

ENJOY!!!

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Gary Woltal
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Carole: The Tiki bar was in Florida. Sorry, I didn't mention that. Stay warm in NY!!

January 03, 2010 02:38 PM
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Judy Jennings
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Gary - Anytime vacation is involved you would get a woo hoo from me. Of course, throw wine into the mix, and there might be a few more woo hoo's depending on the number of glasses. LOL Hope you have a wonderful vacation!!!

January 03, 2010 03:17 PM
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Patricia Kennedy
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Gary, you are just way too funny!  May this year have many more WooHoo's than Boo's!

January 03, 2010 03:21 PM
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Tanya Nouwens
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OK I'll bite:

The weekend live entertainment was going to be the same every week...a local fellow named Mr. Clapton...and he played the spoons. Boo

Mr. Clapton's first name was Eric. WooHoo 

Tanya in Montreal

January 03, 2010 03:38 PM
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Rich Cederberg
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Not much laughing lately for me, just hard work. Thanks for the reminder.

 

January 03, 2010 04:15 PM
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Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Real Estate Agent, Top 1% of Lyon Agents
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There's always two ways to look at something. Finding the benefit in what otherwise appears to be a drawback is a specialty of mine. Not that I work very hard at it; it seems to come naturally, for some goofy reason.

Buuut, there's a hole in the roof. Good time to put in a skylight.

The house is too small. Now you don't have to spend so much money on new furniture, there's less to clean and your utility bills will be smaller.

There is no dishwasher. What? You don't have a husband . . . <ducking and running>

January 03, 2010 05:18 PM
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William Feela
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This sounded like one of the Hee Haw skits..That's good not that's bad. lol

January 03, 2010 06:18 PM
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Dorie Dillard
Realtor-Canyon Creek- NW, Austin TX Homes For Sale
Coldwell Banker United Realtors

Great shot.  Perfect place to spend a relaxing Sunday afternoon.

January 03, 2010 06:55 PM
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Mary Douglas
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado
United Country Ponderosa Realty

Gary it looks beautiful there!  I guess in life,  for every Boo there is always a WooHoo :-)

January 03, 2010 08:05 PM
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Ann Hayden
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Gary,

After four glasses of wine, I would be asleep....

Happy New Year!

Ann Hayden in Wildwood, MO

January 03, 2010 10:40 PM
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Marzena Melby
Realtor, Twin Cities Minnesota Real Estate
Coldwell Banker Burnet Realty

Gary, I love the water feature.  Wait... is it water? Or, is it wine pouring?... lol

January 04, 2010 08:14 AM
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Lori Churchill Cofer
Realtor - 509-330-0086 - Pullman, WA
Beasley Realty

Gary,

Sounds like you have been having some fun.....WooHoo....

January 04, 2010 08:54 AM
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Andrew J. Lenza
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage

25 degrees here with a wind chill bringing the temp to 5. And that's all the words I'm going to expend on your photo. That and this ... "just cruel."

:-)

January 04, 2010 05:03 PM
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Cherise Selley
Colorado Springs Realtor
Selley Group Real Estate, LLC

Life is good indeed especially on Fantasy (Gary) Island...

January 04, 2010 08:28 PM
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Don Wixom
"Looking out for your next move..."tm
RE/MAX Advantage Nampa, ID

Woo Hoo! Would love a swim in the sunshine, but I'm in cozy 28 degree Idaho (Boo)..

January 04, 2010 11:31 PM
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Gabe Sanders
Stuart Florida Real Estate
the BlueWater Realty team specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales

The pool looks inviting Gary, especially this morning in Florida as we are having an unusual cold spell, in the low 40's this morning at my home.

January 05, 2010 06:05 AM
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Diane Rice
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Gary Woltal - A man who lives on the E D G E.... only one like him in the Rain!

January 05, 2010 12:53 PM
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Carol Culkin
Overland Park
Reece & Nichols

Gary - You had a few drinks without me  BOO.  You've shown your fun side WooHoo.

January 05, 2010 10:03 PM
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Steve Hoffacker
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Gary,

Pretty pool but I don't see too many takers. Must be cool there like it is here. :)

Steve

January 05, 2010 11:22 PM
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Jack Sterback
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wish I were there!

January 06, 2010 12:13 AM
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