Speechless Sunday ~ Boos and WooHoos At The Tiki Bar

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

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Sorry, this Speechless Sunday has some 'speech' to go along with it. As Paul Harvey used to say, the rest of the story. LOL. There are always exceptions.

Hanging out with friends and family at one too many Tiki bars enjoying the holidays, this was the best joke I heard. I am paraphrasing it best I can, and I think it came from the military ranks or a joke more guys relate to than the ladies.

The fellas were told the bar where they drank at was going to be busted up and be only 18" deep. Boo.

But with the new construction it was going to be 30 feet wide. WooHoo.

The new policy at the bar was going to be all patrons limited to one drink. Boo.

But the good news is the size of the drink is a bucket. WooHoo.

There were going to be bartenders that strictly enforced the hours the bar was open. Boo.

The bartenders were going to be barmaids. WooHoo.

The barmaids mandatory uniform was long dresses down to their ankles. Boo.

The dresses they wore were transparent. WooHoo....

I don't remember the rest of it as I think I was on glass of wine #4 at that point, but feel free to add verses if you know any, but

LIFE IS GOOD! Live each day fully. Love and laugh as much as you can fit in a day.

ENJOY!!!

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Gabe Sanders
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The pool looks inviting Gary, especially this morning in Florida as we are having an unusual cold spell, in the low 40's this morning at my home.

January 05, 2010 06:05 AM
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Diane Rice
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Gary Woltal - A man who lives on the E D G E.... only one like him in the Rain!

January 05, 2010 12:53 PM
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Carol Culkin
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Gary - You had a few drinks without me  BOO.  You've shown your fun side WooHoo.

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Gary,

Pretty pool but I don't see too many takers. Must be cool there like it is here. :)

Steve

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wish I were there!

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