The Older Crowd

By
Real Estate Sales Representative with A1 Connection Realty, Inc.


I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community.  Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor.

Best of all, they share their comedy with friends.  I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics. 

I love sharing them with you all.

Enjoy!




THE OLDER CROWD
   
A distraught senior citizen 
phoned her doctor's office.
 
'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 
'that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken 
for the rest of my life?'
 
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. 
There was a moment of silence 
before the senior lady replied,
'I 'm wondering, then, 
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked 
'NO REFILLS'.'
     
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An older gentleman was 
on the operating table 
awaiting surgery 
and he insisted that his son, 
a renowned surgeon, 
perform the operation. 
As he was about to get the anesthesia, 
he asked to speak to his son. 

'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son; 
do your best 
and just remember, 
if it doesn't go well, 
if something happens to me, 
your mother 
is going to come and 
live with you and your wife....'
  
 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  


Aging:   
Eventually you will reach a point 
when you stop lying about your age 
and start bragging about it.



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The older we get, 
the fewer things 
seem worth waiting in line for.
  


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Some people 
try to turn back their odometers. 
Not me!
I want people to know 'why' 
I look this way. 
I've travelled a long way 
and some of the roads weren't paved.
  


********************


When you are dissatisfied 
and would like to go back to youth, 
think of Algebra.



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You know you are getting old when 
everything either dries up or leaks.
 

 

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One of the many things 
no one tells you about aging 
is that it is such a nice change 
from being young.
  


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Ah, being young is beautiful, 
but being old is comfortable.
 

 
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First you forget names,
then you forget faces. 
Then you forget to pull up your zipper. 
It's worse when 
you forget to pull it down.
 

 
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Long ago 
when men cursed 
and beat the ground with sticks, 
it was called witchcraft... 
  
Today, it's called golf.  


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I love to share my comedy because in today's America, we certainly need some relief from the insanity that goes on in our daily lives.  A good laugh helps to make the day seem not so bad after all.
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Clark Hitchcock
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Thanks for sharing those cute jokes. Thanks for sharing those cute jokes. Thanks for sharing those cute jokes. Thanks for sharing those cute jokes. Did i tell you how much i appreciated you sharing those cute jokes.

Jan 26, 2010 09:17 PM #1
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Yolanda Hoversten
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Elite Properties - O'Fallon, IL
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Bob, thanks for sharing these.  I have to agree, seniors say the funniest things and they don't care whether they're PC or not.  lol

Jan 26, 2010 09:23 PM #2
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Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
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Clark, I think you need to change your batteries.  I'm hearing an echo.

Jan 26, 2010 09:32 PM #3
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Bob Cumiskey
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Yoli, I've finally found my niche.  I haven't been PC for years. 

Jan 26, 2010 09:33 PM #4
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Dale Terry
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In comedy we can see the real face of our lives.  With 75 million Americans facing "older age' they definitely will not spend time standing in line!  Makes you pause to think what that will do for our country and it's debt.

Jan 27, 2010 07:07 AM #6
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Kevin Robinson
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Bob- I can always count on you for a good laugh.

Jan 27, 2010 07:53 AM #7
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Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Rick, I totally agree with you.  I no longer worry about trying to please others. 

Jan 27, 2010 08:34 AM #8
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Bob Cumiskey
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Home Realty Group.  It will cause our debt makers to rethink their strategy.  I've seen the wrath of the older generation here.  They usually get their way.

Jan 27, 2010 08:36 AM #9
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Bob Cumiskey
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Kevin, comic relief is good for the soul. 

winkin'

Jan 27, 2010 08:37 AM #10
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Sara Woolford & Steve Golson, ALHS
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Good work fun, Bob.  Watch out for those crafty seniors!   -Steve

Jan 27, 2010 08:35 PM #11
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Andy Chaudoir
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Hello Bob - Thanks for the laughs.  I need to start writing down some of the stuff I hear while working.

Jan 27, 2010 10:13 PM #12
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