This was told to me over the past weekend by client.
A preist, a realtor and a lawyer went fishing in a small boat out on the open waters of the pacific. After several hours in the hot sun and no fish they started home. They got about halfway when the motor died and would not restart. The realtor noticed an island close by and said "I'm gonna swim for it and try to make contact with a local in order to fix our situation." The priest then cried out, "Don't do it son. These are shark infested waters and they will rip you to shreds." At that moment the lawyer jumped in the water and began swimming to shore. As he moved away from the boat, two great white sharks circled him in the water and each then swam beside him. The lawyer placed his hands on the dorsel fin of each shark and they quickly carried him safely to shore. The preist exclaimed, "Unbelievable, I have just seen a miracle from the Lord." But the Realtor quickly corrected the preist stating, 'No Father, what you just saw was a professional courtesy!"