Put Yer Putty!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

How often do you look around the house and see things with gaps, holes and cracks?

And be honest, how many times have you wondered how nice it would be to have one single product that you can use to fill it and go?

Hi, Billy Jays here!  Well wonder no more!  All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

Floor gaps in that pesky new flooring?

No problem!  All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

                              Got a plumbing leak?

                                        All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

 

 

 

Your brother-in-law's new foot isn't working out as planned?

No problem!  All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

 

Fed up with that hip?  Don't like that lip?

All you will EVER need is Put Yer Putty!

 

Call now and a member of our highly trained and delightfully polite staff will be happy to break off what ever amount you need, put it in your own special tub and ship it right to your door!

Our phone consultant will use our convenient chart to help you to know exactly what amount of Put Yer Putty! is the right amount for you!  So call now!

And our multiple color chart will show you just how to blend your own Put Yer Putty! to put it on whatever and wherever you need it!  You won't even know it's there!

And if you are in construction, ask for our Builder's Special size tub!  You will never run out of ways to use Put Yer Putty!  Everyone from "professional" plumbers to painters to carpenters to HVAC specialists will find imaginative ways to use it!  Just set the tub where everyone can find it and watch how many ways they can make it work!  I've seen it myself, and I can tell you the number of ways to use Put Yer Putty! is impressive!

The only putty you will every need is Put Yer Putty!  So call now!

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Charles Buell
Seattle Home Inspector
Charles Buell Inspections Inc.

Hey I saw a jar of that stuff at my dentist's office the last time I was there.

April 01, 2010 10:00 AM
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Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Wow, I'm impressed Charlie!  I didn't think Billy had broken into the dental profession, but, hey, what do I know?

April 01, 2010 11:47 AM
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Mike Gillingham
Eastern Iowa Inspection Services LLC

When I originally learned finish carpentry the guy who taught me did not allow ANY putty. You learned to do it right or you found another job like framing LOL. I still hold to that today when I do finish work now and again. Putty is for amateurs...

April 05, 2010 01:31 PM
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Reuben Saltzman
Minneapolis Home Inspections
Structure Tech Home Inspections

Hey Jay, I came across a similar product with similar claims... but this one was real. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3791610&id=77586164225

April 09, 2010 09:01 PM
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Jay Markanich
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Mike - putty IS for amateurs, except perhaps to fill finish nail holes.  And then you have to match it!  Your boss was a carptenter!

Reuben - I have actually seen that stuff on home inspections!  Or at least a product that looks a lot like it.

April 10, 2010 05:33 AM
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