Put Yer Putty!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

How often do you look around the house and see things with gaps, holes and cracks?

And be honest, how many times have you wondered how nice it would be to have one single product that you can use to fill it and go?

Hi, Billy Jays here!  Well wonder no more!  All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

Floor gaps in that pesky new flooring?

No problem!  All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

                              Got a plumbing leak?

                                        All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

 

 

 

Your brother-in-law's new foot isn't working out as planned?

No problem!  All you need is Put Yer Putty!

 

 

 

Fed up with that hip?  Don't like that lip?

All you will EVER need is Put Yer Putty!

 

Call now and a member of our highly trained and delightfully polite staff will be happy to break off what ever amount you need, put it in your own special tub and ship it right to your door!

Our phone consultant will use our convenient chart to help you to know exactly what amount of Put Yer Putty! is the right amount for you!  So call now!

And our multiple color chart will show you just how to blend your own Put Yer Putty! to put it on whatever and wherever you need it!  You won't even know it's there!

And if you are in construction, ask for our Builder's Special size tub!  You will never run out of ways to use Put Yer Putty!  Everyone from "professional" plumbers to painters to carpenters to HVAC specialists will find imaginative ways to use it!  Just set the tub where everyone can find it and watch how many ways they can make it work!  I've seen it myself, and I can tell you the number of ways to use Put Yer Putty! is impressive!

The only putty you will every need is Put Yer Putty!  So call now!

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
"New Franklin MA Homes"

Hey Jay.....you look like Billy except he's dead!!  hope your putty works better than some of the items he promoted.....God Rest His Soul!!!

Apr 01, 2010 07:20 AM #1
Rainmaker
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Mike Jaquish
Realty Arts - Cary, NC
919-880-2769 Cary, NC, Real Estate

"Putty, Caulk, and Paint Make a Carpenter what he ain't!"

Congratulations on taking it to new heights, Jay!

Apr 01, 2010 07:21 AM #2
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Barbara - this is the sixth product Billy Jays has promoted on my blog.  He seems to be everywhere.

Mike - don't thank me Mike.  I am just the vehicle for Billy...

Apr 01, 2010 07:24 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Don MacLean
Simolari & MacLean REMAX EXECUTIVE REALTY - Franklin, MA
Realtor - Homes For Sale - Franklin MA

Thanks for the laugh, good pictures also

I'll tale 2 tubs please

Enjoy the day

Apr 01, 2010 07:55 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Two tubs go a long, long way Don!  Enjoy!

Billy Jays

This post, of course, has to do with yesterday's post...

Apr 01, 2010 08:11 AM #6
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John Mulkey
TheHousingGuru.com - Waleska, GA
Housing Guru

Billy Jay - I mentioned your product to a wood butcher trim contractor and he wants to know if it comes in 55 gallon drums. He said he won't have to waste time measuring.

Apr 01, 2010 08:27 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

John - just look at that pretty young lady up there, our specially trained phone consultant, and the pile of putty you see is just a small portion of our warehouse's containment.  She can handle any request.  Billy Jays

Apr 01, 2010 08:35 AM #8
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Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Hey I saw a jar of that stuff at my dentist's office the last time I was there.

Apr 01, 2010 10:00 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Wow, I'm impressed Charlie!  I didn't think Billy had broken into the dental profession, but, hey, what do I know?

Apr 01, 2010 11:47 AM #10
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Mike Gillingham
Eastern Iowa Inspection Services LLC - Walker, IA

When I originally learned finish carpentry the guy who taught me did not allow ANY putty. You learned to do it right or you found another job like framing LOL. I still hold to that today when I do finish work now and again. Putty is for amateurs...

Apr 05, 2010 01:31 PM #11
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Reuben Saltzman
Structure Tech Home Inspections - Minneapolis, MN
Minneapolis Home Inspections

Hey Jay, I came across a similar product with similar claims... but this one was real. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3791610&id=77586164225

Apr 09, 2010 09:01 PM #12
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Mike - putty IS for amateurs, except perhaps to fill finish nail holes.  And then you have to match it!  Your boss was a carptenter!

Reuben - I have actually seen that stuff on home inspections!  Or at least a product that looks a lot like it.

Apr 10, 2010 05:33 AM #13
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