Women are like apples!

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Real Estate Agent with Sunshine Eagle Realty

  

 

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach
for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as
good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the
right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the
way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

 

So is the good deals! they are reachable they are looking for the right agent who is welling to stomped the s**t out of it and reap the sweet results!

 



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Rainer
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Boomer Jack Boardman & Carl McIntyre, the Codgers
Noted Curmudgeons - Saint Paul, MN
WOW! I've often wondered about those foot prints on top of my head! Now, after all these many years, I fnally have a clue. Thank you, Maha. Jay Merton
Oct 27, 2006 07:07 AM #1
Ambassador
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Tracy Santrock
Fonville Morisey/Santrock Realty Group, Inc. - Cary, NC
Raleigh - Cary Realtor
Great sense of humor. Love it!
Oct 27, 2006 07:22 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Bryant Tutas
Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc - Poinciana, FL
Broker/REALTOR, Tutas Towne Realty, Inc

Maha!! I was fortunate that I did climb the tree but I think I missed the stomping part. I came "refined"

Yours truly,

Broker "Dom Perignon" Bryant:)

Oct 27, 2006 07:31 AM #3
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"The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW.
President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Kissimmee, FL

"The Lovely Maha"

He had to climb all the way to the top of that tree...I was waiting for him up there!

He is right I never had to stomp on him...

He came like that when it comes to me!

A long time ago we both had to work on a New Years Eve and I was bummed that I missed the New Year celebration...Know what he did?

He rented a Restaurant on a Monday night and hired everyone in the place to create a New Year Celebration for me!

Is that a "Man" or what....

You gotta love those "Southern Red Neck Gentlemen" who have enough smarts to know they are not worth s**t if you have to stomp on them!

P.S. What a great way to start the day...On your post!

TLW "The Lovely Wife"...Boom La Ka Lakka...ROAR!

Oct 27, 2006 07:42 AM #4
Rainer
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Bob Pavey
RE/MAX Hometown - Aventura, FL
CRS
Maha have you lost your head. What the heck were you thinking.
Oct 27, 2006 08:51 AM #5
Ambassador
551,072
"The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW.
President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Kissimmee, FL
I like her head...It's a great head...I am kind of jealous of her head! LOL.
Oct 27, 2006 10:15 AM #6
Rainer
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Maha Musson
Sunshine Eagle Realty - Fort Lauderdale, FL

Well, Just take it figurtivally speaking! Common guys! you can reason with that! Can't ya?

Bob, it's just a cute joke! and not all men need stomping! there are some fine men out there and you happen to be one of themm too! just like Bryant! Darnit TLW is making me jealous here!

Lovely Wife Dose he have brothers as good as him? I am supposed to be back on the market soon!

Oct 27, 2006 11:48 AM #7
Rainer
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Maha Musson
Sunshine Eagle Realty - Fort Lauderdale, FL

Merton, That was funny! I am sure she didn't stomp you, it's a headach from the nagging!

Byant, As cool as you! No stompingh here either!

Don't mind my mood guys I am just going through a lot!

Oct 27, 2006 11:50 AM #8
Rainmaker
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Marti Garaughty
garaughty.com - Montreal, QC
a highly caffeinated creative type. The Art of Mar
Shukran Maha... great post! Amusing, make me laugh out loud and even saw some grains of truth in it. Later...
Oct 27, 2006 02:29 PM #9
Ambassador
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"The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW.
President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Kissimmee, FL

"The Lovely Maha"

Sorry Maha...He's the pick of the litter...

Feel better and don't worry we all go through tough times...

Whatever you do don't lose your sense of humor!

TLW "The Lovely Wife"...Boom La Ka Lakka...ROAR!

Oct 27, 2006 03:06 PM #10
Rainmaker
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Bryant Tutas
Bryant Tutas-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc - Poinciana, FL
Broker/REALTOR, Tutas Towne Realty, Inc
Maha, just do me one favour. Never change. You are a very unique individual and I love it! Your personality may be too strong for some people but so what. Be who you are and be proud of it. I look forward to reading your strange, emotionally charged, unique and humorous posts everyday. Keep it up.
Oct 27, 2006 03:44 PM #11
Rainer
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Maha Musson
Sunshine Eagle Realty - Fort Lauderdale, FL

Marti, You are welcome! I am glad you liked it!

TLW......Nothing is that tough for me! I can handle it! everything is under control! I like to play lite! if my heart is light then my days is moving with sun shine coming through it like warm sunny spring day!

Bryant! Man! What an accurate determination of perosnalities from thousands of miles away! it is rough around the edges! I have been trying to trim it and tone it down a little but patience keeps on running out! Yeah you gotta see the real chartcater! it a catch! ...lol 

Oct 27, 2006 04:22 PM #12
Rainmaker
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Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

If you have to stomp on a man...he prob isn't worth it.....vinegar is what comes after wine when you don't drink it......

Ever tried to drink wine with a man after you have stomped on him?

His ego is destroyed...he feels like crap...eventually he will prob start to hide from you...then it is just a matter of time till the relationship ends.....

Ya don't hafta stomp on a man to talk to him about his faults.....remember...Do unto others what you would want done unto you....

Do YOU want to get stomped?..........I think not......... ;-D

If you are going to be back on the market soon, Maha ---- count your blessings... hopefully you will find the right man that you WILL NOT have to stomp...... :-D

Oct 27, 2006 11:45 PM #13
Rainer
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Maha Musson
Sunshine Eagle Realty - Fort Lauderdale, FL

Okay! did any of you ever watch, I love Lucy, everybody loves Raymond, Archy bonker, my big fat greek wedding! ,,,,, did they make you laugh? well that was stomping! and it's funny!

No one can destroy anyones ego without their permission. If a women was able to destroy her man's ego, then he didn't have much to start with! because if you feel good about yourself withing yourself, whether someone praised you or put you down, you ego should not ever be effected.

Stomping is a good thing not a bad thing! in any relationship! why? because there are not two people are a like. and the only way to express your liking is by talking,,, now some men when a women is talking they pretend to listen,,but really are not listening! now comes stomping! you try different method to get your point across, and have him acknowlagde and respond to you. I learned about some couples who the man dose the stomping !! as long at the end they both get it going!

But allow to disagree with you on if a man has to be stomped then he is not worth it! I know someone who attend marriage counceling for 8 years, now you have to say that is stomping on both parties to both find a common ground to allow their love to grow stonger! he was worth it, and she was worth it too! they worked hard to iron out any wrinkles in the relationship!

I might have used the word stomping and it came across too harsh! but the meaning is the man who is really worth is the one is flexible to be stomped out! or in another word be fexible enough to comprise for the one he loves! after all he worked really hard to reach out to the top of the treee to get her!

My blog means no disrespect for anyone out there or my husband it's just my opinion!

Oct 28, 2006 09:04 AM #14
Rainmaker
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Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

No problem Maha...... I guess I thought you emant just stomping on a person....sorry....

And as I said before...if he cannot communicate with you....then all is lost....

Communication is very very important....

Oct 28, 2006 10:53 AM #15
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"The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW.
President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Kissimmee, FL

"The Lovely Maha"

Good...Glad to hear that...

I agree with my husband...No changes...Be who you are...

Now put that trimmer down and post something else to amuse us. LOL SEE :>

TLW "The Lovely Wife"...Boom La Ka Lakka...ROAR!

Oct 28, 2006 01:12 PM #16
Rainer
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Maha Musson
Sunshine Eagle Realty - Fort Lauderdale, FL

Alex we're cool! I obsorb, and extend my mind!! I don't judge!

I think you are right,  you points are noted. I welcome feed back with open heart.  

if you want to hear my insight about men, really, men have a gentle soul. However many of them let their ego block some great opportunity, or yet better miss out on some amazing ones. first ego then stuborness, it's just an observation

Oct 28, 2006 01:48 PM #17
Rainmaker
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Alexander Harb
Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX
Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

Well...an observation that is well seen...in the beginning men choose to stifle their ego so they cancentrate on "The chase"...if they are successful (ie: get their woman), the ego comes out and then the real work begins.....

A real man will work hard to overcome that ego that arises....and stay sensitive to his woman he won....

Oct 28, 2006 08:55 PM #18
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