Even Blind people need to shop! ( Late sunday humor )

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

My wife loves to go to stores just to look.  Me, I have looked and bought and now it is time to use!  But, here is one for everyone who enjoys browsing at a store.

An elderly gentleman walked into a boutique.  With him, a seeing eye dog.  Not wanting to stare at him, the clerk acknowledges him and says..."If you need a hand, just give me a yell.

The elderly man walked to the middle of the small store, takes his dog and starts to swing him around in a circle on his leash about shoulder high.

Startled by this the young clerk says.."SIR, MAY I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?"

"No," Says the elderly man, "I'm just looking around."

OK...go ahead and groan.  But that is how I feel when my wife says..."I'm just going to try on this one thing...12 garments later...still nothing to buy!

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Rainer
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Janet Sebile
Coldwell Banker Apex, Realtors - Rowlett, TX

Does your wife know my sister?

July 25, 2010 10:34 PM #1
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Wanda Kubat-Nerdin
Prado & Kramer Real Estate, St. George, UT 435.632.9374 - Saint George, UT
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Yikes! I wouldn't want to see how the guy 'handles' the merchandise William!

July 25, 2010 10:36 PM #2
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Janet...Maybe so

Wanda...I always wondered how a blind person did shop for things like clothes.  If he asked for a red shirt, and you were out of them and gave him a blue one...how long would it be before he found out? lol

July 25, 2010 10:48 PM #3
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Richard Weisser
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Bill...

It's a good thing that he was not a tire kicker!

July 25, 2010 10:54 PM #4
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Jack Mossman - The Nines Team in Stockton
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Thanks Bill - you are better than late night TV!  As far as the wife - take her to smaller stores!

July 25, 2010 11:13 PM #5
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Dan Derito
Success! Real Estate - Brockton, MA

Very funny.  My dad was blind and had a great sense of humor.  He would have loved it!!! 

July 25, 2010 11:35 PM #6
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill, the punch line needs a little rim shot to close the joke...badabump!!

July 26, 2010 07:13 AM #7
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
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Only you can pick on someone and have that person laugh!  Have a good week!

July 26, 2010 09:03 AM #8
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Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
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BUT, you must admit (?) that she did give you a chance to look around.

July 26, 2010 04:08 PM #9
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 320-630-6995

I hated going shopping with my wife.  Don't have to worry about that anymore!

July 26, 2010 07:54 PM #10
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Rich Murray
PMNC, Cary, NC - Cary, NC
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That's bad.   :-). All of the PETA people are going to have a problem with this.

July 26, 2010 09:16 PM #11
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Howdy and evening to you William

Now that there sure is one for the books.

Have a good one
Dale in New Hampshire

July 26, 2010 10:01 PM #12
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Ross Quintana
Real E Smarter - Spokane, WA
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See what you do, you make me laugh out loud. so... here is a real lol

July 26, 2010 10:55 PM #13
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Aaron Seekford
Arlington Realty, Inc. - Arlington, VA
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LOL @ Rich. Yes, get ready for a massive campaign against you by PETA.

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