Funny Showing Instructions

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Real Estate Broker with http://www.CapeGroup.com & http://www.REindex.com 9023635

I had to throw my head back and laugh at this one. WYSIWYG pictures and hilarious showing instructions make this one good for a giggle. The house is in an estate.  The contents are strewn throughout, the landscaping hasn't been maintained, and the building needs a BIG hug (TLC).

What made me laugh are the showing instructions that are for other agents and brokers: "Call us to let us know you're going in case we need to send out a search party." The public description is pretty clear for buyers, too.  "Why so cheap? Well here's the bad news: It needs lots of work and is overgrown and is therefore priced at lot value. There's lots of rotted trim, mold and other creepy stuff and the lucky new owner gets the property strictly as is which includes clutter out of a scene from some hoarders TV show (there might just be a treasure under there somewhere!) No record of any septic work ever being done. If you're game for a challenge this just could be the bargain you've been waiting for."

At least he is straight forward from the start!

 

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Evelyn Johnston
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And you know what else?  It is just what someone else is looking for.  You just have to find that person!

August 18, 2010 09:28 PM
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Judy Jennings
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Heath - Did you show the property and live to tell about it? You seem to be MIA... is everything okay? Hello.... quick, somebody call the search party!!!! LOL

August 19, 2010 08:33 PM
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Latonia Parks
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I, too, am at a loss for those comments.  I guess he was counting on a 50/50 response to sell.

August 19, 2010 11:55 PM
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Associate Broker Falmouth MA Cape Cod Heath Coker
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I'm still here.....  grin  : )

August 20, 2010 10:24 AM
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Larry Lawfer
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"AS IS" For sure. Thanks for a not so boring description with all the "puffery" taken out.

August 23, 2010 07:40 PM
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