MLS BLOOPERS - WORDS FROM THE HORSE'S PETUTE

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

Yippy-tay-aye-ay! I rounded up a few beauties this week, friends. These bloopers are excellent reminders that if you don't think before your fingers hit the keyboard, you'll come off like a horse's petute. This week's fertile field of bloopers was more like a tribute to Calabasas ranch country,  Roy Rogers and Gene Autry. Check out these bloopers from Home on De-Range (Sorry, Champion and Trigger):

Home for the Deranged

"Beautiful Calabasas villa with mounting view" (Hmmm, a house with livestock porn.)

"Parklike groans" (Must be in Calabasas...)

"Extra guest pking" (Stop groaning and mounting, and we'll stop pking.)

"Ranch with Heated pole" (For Calabasas stripper cows?)

"3Bd/2Ba horse for sale" (Let me guess...four square feet?)

"Pantless approval process." (Something tells me this broker is in Calabasas...)

Meds Required Here

"Seller died - fixer." (Breaking news: That ship has sailed.)

"New Koala Fixtures" (Upgraded Down Under?)

"House and one lush acher" (I'll tell Uncle Paddy to lay off the Guinness and shut his pie hole.)

"House is on a slob" (Don't worry, after four pints, Uncle Paddy can't feel a thing.)

Who Let the Inmates Out?

"New entrance rump" (Uh, rumps are for exits, you horse's arse!)

"A lot of house for little monkey." (If it can accommodate a big ape, I'll alert my ex.)

"Crash preferred" (Thank you Jet Blue.)

"Send Approval letter and proof of funs" (How ‘bout a photo of me in a party hat?)

"Ninnys attached to kitchin" (Ninny face down on  keyboard.)

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Rainmaker
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Darren Revell
Keller Williams Realty Temecula Valley - Temecula, CA

okay.. thanks for the post... had a couple good laughs..

Aug 30, 2010 03:29 PM #7
Rainmaker
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Cynthia Larsen
Safe Haven Realty | 707-332-2560 | Serving all of Sonoma County, CA - Cotati, CA
Principal Broker/Owner

I'm thinking the pantless approval process and proof of funs need to get together. Thanks for the laugh!

Aug 30, 2010 03:58 PM #8
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

I am watching you, Andrea :)

Aug 30, 2010 04:03 PM #9
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

That's hysterical, Cynthia! I agree - we should combine "pantless approval" and "proof of funs" ...and how about "parklike groans"? :)

Aug 30, 2010 04:05 PM #10
Rainmaker
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Jane Peters
Power Brokers Int'l - Los Angeles, CA
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Gwen, do you troll the MLS?  These are hysterical.  You need to write a book!

Aug 30, 2010 04:09 PM #11
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Norma Toering
Charlemagne International Properties - Rancho Palos Verdes, CA
Palos Verdes & Beach Cities Homes in L.A. CA

Each time I see a MLS blooper I think of you--I needed a little dose of fun today--thanks.

Aug 30, 2010 04:14 PM #12
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

I can't take cedit for all, Jane, as I get some submissions. But yes, I am out there trolling!

Aug 30, 2010 04:30 PM #13
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Norma, I am not sure how to take that! :-)

Aug 30, 2010 04:31 PM #14
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Lyn Sims
RE/MAX Suburban - Schaumburg IL Real Estate - Northwest Suburbs of Chicago - Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Homes

Gwen, great selection. My fav has to be new entrance rump!  I've heard BTW that Trigger is up for auction?

Aug 30, 2010 09:29 PM #15
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hi Lyn - I like that one, too. So Trigger is up for auction? Can you imagine the listing? "Celebrity Mobile Unit with Great character - Four square feet, As Is, Original Plumbing and Wiring, No Bolting. Trot on over now to avoid the stampede - this baby will go fast!"

Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM #16
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Dick & Sandy Beals
Wilmington Real Estate 4U Wilmington, NC - Wilmington, NC

Hi Gwen,

I always liked the...no ass fees.  Many ways to take that!

Dick Beals

Aug 31, 2010 09:03 AM #17
Rainmaker
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Emmary Simpson Tierra Antigua Realty - Tucson AZ
Tierra Antigua Realty - Tucson, AZ
Serving Tucson AZ

Just what I needed today!  Thanks for the laughs!!

Aug 31, 2010 01:51 PM #18
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Greg Reynolds
Spin Realty - Knoxville, TN

Gwen,

As usual you have lightened up my day with humor.  Thank you

Aug 31, 2010 02:59 PM #19
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

"No ass fees" - I love that, Dick!

Aug 31, 2010 03:19 PM #20
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Doreen Johan
RE/MAX Sunset Coast - Saint Joseph, MI
Sunset Coast Michigan

WRITE THE BOOK ALREADY!  These are so great, I LOVE finding them from you.  Have a great weekend.

Sep 01, 2010 12:53 PM #21
Rainmaker
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks Doreen - Think of a good title for me!

Sep 01, 2010 04:07 PM #22
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Jack Mossman - The Nines Team in Stockton
The Nines Team At Keller Williams - Stockton, CA
The Nines Team at Keller Williams

Gwen:  No Title - just a blank cover .... someone might recognize it!  These are great and they couldn't be funnier if they tried.  (now let me go back and make sure I'm not included in your next edition .... which is, by the way, could be an entirely new source .... comments!)

Oct 05, 2010 08:02 PM #23
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Donald Tepper
Long and Foster - Fairfax, VA

Very amusing. Especially as they're strung together to make a story! Thanks.

Oct 05, 2010 08:07 PM #24
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thanks, Donald - I just followed the trail of horse manure!

Oct 05, 2010 08:27 PM #25
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

LOL, Jack! Yes, the porn house with the mounting view is "top shelf"!

Oct 05, 2010 08:29 PM #26
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