MLS BLOOPERS - WORDS FROM THE HORSE'S PETUTE

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

Yippy-tay-aye-ay! I rounded up a few beauties this week, friends. These bloopers are excellent reminders that if you don't think before your fingers hit the keyboard, you'll come off like a horse's petute. This week's fertile field of bloopers was more like a tribute to Calabasas ranch country,  Roy Rogers and Gene Autry. Check out these bloopers from Home on De-Range (Sorry, Champion and Trigger):

Home for the Deranged

"Beautiful Calabasas villa with mounting view" (Hmmm, a house with livestock porn.)

"Parklike groans" (Must be in Calabasas...)

"Extra guest pking" (Stop groaning and mounting, and we'll stop pking.)

"Ranch with Heated pole" (For Calabasas stripper cows?)

"3Bd/2Ba horse for sale" (Let me guess...four square feet?)

"Pantless approval process." (Something tells me this broker is in Calabasas...)

Meds Required Here

"Seller died - fixer." (Breaking news: That ship has sailed.)

"New Koala Fixtures" (Upgraded Down Under?)

"House and one lush acher" (I'll tell Uncle Paddy to lay off the Guinness and shut his pie hole.)

"House is on a slob" (Don't worry, after four pints, Uncle Paddy can't feel a thing.)

Who Let the Inmates Out?

"New entrance rump" (Uh, rumps are for exits, you horse's arse!)

"A lot of house for little monkey." (If it can accommodate a big ape, I'll alert my ex.)

"Crash preferred" (Thank you Jet Blue.)

"Send Approval letter and proof of funs" (How ‘bout a photo of me in a party hat?)

"Ninnys attached to kitchin" (Ninny face down on  keyboard.)

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Gwen Banta
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Thanks Doreen - Think of a good title for me!

September 01, 2010 04:07 PM
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Gwen:  No Title - just a blank cover .... someone might recognize it!  These are great and they couldn't be funnier if they tried.  (now let me go back and make sure I'm not included in your next edition .... which is, by the way, could be an entirely new source .... comments!)

October 05, 2010 08:02 PM
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Very amusing. Especially as they're strung together to make a story! Thanks.

October 05, 2010 08:07 PM
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Gwen Banta
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Thanks, Donald - I just followed the trail of horse manure!

October 05, 2010 08:27 PM
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Gwen Banta
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LOL, Jack! Yes, the porn house with the mounting view is "top shelf"!

October 05, 2010 08:29 PM
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A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS and real estate ad bloopers.