Lori, a young blonde REALTOR, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.
Her team member, Susan, never saw Lori looking so sad. "I Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?
Lori said, "Cause I just can't get a man."
Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Lori said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Lori replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man."
Lori answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
Hang In There
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