Tall Tales From Church! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

When I was coming out of church the preacher was standing, as he does, shaking hands with members of the congregation as they left.  I saw the preacher grab my friend by the hand and pull him aside.  I moved closer to hear what was going on.

catholic (sxc-Pam Roth)The Pastor said, "You need to join the army of the Lord!"

My friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, sir."

The Pastor asked, "If you're in the Army of the Lord, why do I only see you on Christmas and Easter?"

My friend whispered back, "Shh, I'm in the secret service."

Have a prosperous week...and make time to smile!



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Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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  gotta love it...thanks for the smile...you tooooo have a prosperous week !

September 27, 2010 05:29 AM
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Very cute Laura............my kind of humor. Seems like there are a lot out there in the "secret service" in the Army of the Lord.

September 27, 2010 07:13 AM
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Good one Laura... very clever! It looks like the spambot really liked your joke too. He can't seem to stop posting links!

September 27, 2010 09:14 AM
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Funny Laura...I have several people that I didn't know that was where they were. lol

September 27, 2010 09:29 AM
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Craig Rutman
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Gotta love the Tall Tales from the Church series! This one was too funny Laura. Keep 'em coming!

September 27, 2010 10:27 AM
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William Feela
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This actually sounds like my dad.  LOL  Thanks for the morning smile.

September 27, 2010 10:32 AM
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Liz Moras
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Cute - I thought you wrote 'have a preposterus week!' and it made me laugh :)

September 27, 2010 11:54 PM
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LOL, there seem to be a lot of "secret service agents" out there. Guess there is a lot of work to be done for the Lord, lol. Great post, thanks for sharing! 

September 28, 2010 12:21 AM
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Hi Laura,

I love your sense of humor!  LOL. That's cute.

Steve

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