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HOLY EMAIL One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a time. When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second Archangel down to get another opinion.' So God sent St. Gabriel to earth for a time. When Gabriel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Rainmaker
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Dan Edward Phillips
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Good Morning Connie, thank you for providing a smile this morning!

September 30, 2010 10:06 AM
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Glenn Roberts
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Thanks Connie. Perfect way to start the day. I haven't checked my email yet, but I doubt that I can help you any.

September 30, 2010 10:06 AM
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James Baxter Encinitas Realtor
Richard Realty Group

ok.. now I don't care who you are.. that's funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

 

September 30, 2010 10:09 AM
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Debbie Laity
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I laughed out loud. Thanks for the laugh, and you have a wonderful day.

September 30, 2010 10:11 AM
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Kaera Mims
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.
Liz Moore & Associates

OH NO, I didn't get one either. Should I be really scared? There is a lot of rain and flooding out there, but no ark in sight. Maybe God is trying to get our attention, lol. Great post; thanks for the laugh! 

September 30, 2010 10:39 AM
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Allen Tate

I got one! Thanks for the laugh! Have a great weekend.

September 30, 2010 11:53 AM
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John Thomas
EcoBroker, MSEE, MBA
E3 Green HOMES

Oh my, I guess I didn't get one either.

September 30, 2010 03:40 PM
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
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If I had gotten one I would have been considered boring and no fun at all. 

September 30, 2010 06:34 PM
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Steve Loynd
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc.,

I'll cut and paste the memo to the other 95%...check your spam folder in case it gets re-routed...or flagged.

September 30, 2010 07:04 PM
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Mike McCann - Broker Nebraska Farm Land
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Yep...you got me...but i should have known...'cause I am in the 95% for sure!! Hey ya only live once!

October 01, 2010 03:53 PM
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