Now THESE Are The Graphs You Really Need To Know About

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 0575737

Ever since I had basic Math prior to Algebra I in eighth grade, I have been fascinated by graphing. I think inherently it is becaue I am a visual person and when you graph information or numbers, it paints a truly vivid representation to you and THE NUMBERS JUMP OUT at you and their impact is unquestionable.

Within our blogging network of real estate professionals so many REALTORS do such a wonderful job with local market reports showing you trending on prices month after month, year over year, the amount of home inventory and even average days on market to sell a property. You will see graphs even on the percentage of distressed properties growing or declining in a certain town compared to a larger city nearby. All well and good and very relevant for each market area. REAL ESTATE IS LOCAL.

But my humorous self sees GRAPHS EVERYWHERE in life. Here is a sampling of late to perhaps let you appreciate and maybe SMILE just a little bit more in your day about how important all those numbers really are... it really is ALL ABOUT THE GRAPH. Enjoy and pass a smile on to another today will you???

Career Path

Facebook

Adobe

Finger

Laser Pen

NASA

Chicken

Gym

CSI

Alarm

Bed

Weddings

 

 

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Carla Muss-Jacobs, Principal Broker/Owner
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Hilarious!!  I love the water cooler here on the rain.  This certainly is a good chuckle!!

Oct 05, 2010 07:57 PM #13
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Ellie McIntire
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Goodness. Not looking so good with these graphs. Very amusing.

Oct 05, 2010 08:16 PM #14
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Norma Toering
Charlemagne International Properties - Rancho Palos Verdes, CA
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Now those graphs are fun to study!  My guess is they are also pretty accurate.

Oct 05, 2010 09:48 PM #15
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Kevin J. May
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Why'd you have to be so hard on NASA?  Gary, I haven't been to a wedding with an open bar in 20 years.  It's sad the times are changing and not for the better necessarily.  What a fun day!

Oct 05, 2010 09:50 PM #16
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Diane McDermott
RealtorĀ®, GRI, Landis e2 Real Estate, LLC - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Real Estate Market

Gary, those are awesome!!! These really are very informative graphs, and much funnier than my market reports :)

Oct 06, 2010 10:27 AM #17
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hey Gary - I re-blogged this on my blog because I loved your post so much that I wanted to pay it forward.  Be sure to check it out. I love your humor!

Oct 06, 2010 02:39 PM #18
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Sally Dunbar
Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area) - Fair Oaks, CA
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Gary - this is great.  I related to every one.

Oct 08, 2010 11:04 AM #19
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Joetta Fort
The DiGiorgio Group - Arvada, CO
Independent Broker, Homes Denver to Boulder

GraphJam is a lot of fun. Someone needs to do one on how much time is spent looking at funny graphs at work.

Oct 08, 2010 02:58 PM #20
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Russell Lewis
Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate - Austin, TX
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Gary...This is the funniest thing I've seen all week! I am sending the link to some other deserving people right now! And yes, this was perfect for me too!

Oct 10, 2010 12:45 PM #21
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Cynthia Larsen
Safe Haven Realty - Cotati, CA
Sonoma County Real Estate Broker

I love the first one, "why you drink". Oh and the usefulness of each finger in traffic is a howl. Now that graphic REALLY tells the real story!

Oct 10, 2010 07:27 PM #22
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Catherine Ulrey
Keller Williams Realty Portland Premiere - Salem, OR
Equestrian and Acreage Property Specialist

those are awesome!  And most of them are true!

Oct 10, 2010 09:13 PM #23
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Elizabeth Cooper-Golden
Huntsville Alabama Real Estate, (@ Homes Realty Group) - Huntsville, AL
Huntsville AL MLS

Gary, ROTFL...what a hoot.  Loving these graphs.  Does rat REALLY taste like chicken?  Ewwww!

Oct 10, 2010 09:21 PM #24
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Corinne Guest
Barrington Realty Company - Barrington, IL
Barrington's Country Suburban Home Matchmaker

You forgot the one about usage of space on the bed.They are all very funny but makes me wonder about eating chicken anymore.

Oct 10, 2010 09:29 PM #25
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Lyn Sims
RE/MAX Suburban - Schaumburg IL Real Estate - Northwest Suburbs of Chicago - Schaumburg, IL
Schaumburg Homes

Excellent graphs in this market report! Stunning color levels, great visuals, witty humor!  I've seen this joke before so I was surprised when I saw them (it?).  The traffic graph I practice often & often at random.

Oct 11, 2010 11:57 AM #26
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Michelle Francis
Tim Francis Realty LLC - Atlanta, GA
Realtor, Buckhead Atlanta Homes for Sale & Lease

Gary, 

Great laugh.  (I think you missed out on who gets the bed... Dog gets most of it:-)

All the best, Michelle

Oct 11, 2010 05:38 PM #27
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Hannah Williams
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Fantastic..Where do you get this stuff...  Women go to weddings for the open bar too ..LOL

HelpfulHannah

Oct 11, 2010 10:49 PM #28
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Roger Johnson
CENTURY 21 American Homes - Hickory, NC
Realtor - Hickory NC Real Estate

These definitely generated some much needed smiles.  Thanks.

Oct 12, 2010 10:50 AM #29
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Lisa Ludlow Archer
Team Ludlow-Keller Williams, Charlotte, NC Ballantyne Area - Waxhaw, NC

Gary,

These are awesome and much needed for today. Awesome, awesome, awesome!

Lisa Archer aka @allstarmom3

Oct 12, 2010 11:28 AM #30
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Judy Orr
Classic Realty Group - Orland Park, IL
SW & Near West Chicago suburbs

Although I am also a visual person, I'm not a big fan of graphs and I hate map idx searches.  But I loved these graphs!  My favorite was the "tastes like chicken."

Oct 13, 2010 12:40 PM #31
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Carrie Sampron
Home Smart Realty Group - Highlands Ranch, CO
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Gary:  Thanks for the laugh.  These were hilarious.  Carrie

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