I cannot believe it, my beloved Maria Sharapova is leaving me for another. Oh the shame, oh the loathsomeness of it all, and for whom? A lowly, gangly, knock kneed ball bouncer. All he knows how to do is drool, or is it dribble, whatever, I HATE HIM!!! Sasha Vujacic, now what kind of a name is that anyways for a man I ask you? And he's not even a major player like Kobe, he's just a guard. And to top it all off the bum only spends a measly $250,000 on her ring. Ha!! He probably bought it in a box of Cracker Jack. A REAL man is supposed to spend two months salary on a ring. Since Vujacic is scheduled to make $5.5 million this year with the Lakers, that would equate to buying a ring worth $912,000. I still love you Maria, I will buy you a bigger better ring!! I will give you diamond encrusted tennis rackets, minks and all the lechon, longganisa,and pancit you could ever want!!! I beg you don't marry that bum!!!!
I have my own treehouse in the Phillipines, we can be sooo happy together!
I also have my own jitney You will travel in style where ever you go! I will give you all this and much more too. If you want children, we can adopt this sweet little baby. We can be just like Brad and Jolie I will be waiting for your answer my Sweet!!!! Forget about that basketball chasing wanna be, come live the life of a Phillipino Queen!!