Buying - and selling a House - Star Wars Style

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Real Estate Agent with Luminary Elements

 

Buyer: Hey, I want to see this house. Where is the agent?

I want to buy this house

 

Agent: I'm right here. You mean this lovely house. It's perfect for you! And the seller is very motivated!

 

Buyer: Yes? Can I do an inspection? How much is it? Can I get a deal? Can I get 89% of your commission?

 

Agent: I assure you, no inspection is necessary. It's brand new! And the location is excellent. I can cut you a deal if you buy it right now! I don't get commission - I work for free. Special deal for you - just today. Look, the home is perfect for you and the colors are with the latest trends, very popular.

 

buying a home without inspection

 

Buyer: OK then. You sound like a man of your word. It does look perfect. How much?

purchasing a houseAgent: Oh, it is a great bargain, just for you my friend. Only $12534983473843 and HOA is included. But it's just for today and I have somebody else coming to look at it in a little bit. Oh, and it's cash only. It's perfect for you.

 

Buyer: Well I don't want to lose the house. But it's a lot of money.

 

Agent: You will have instant equity on this beauty!

 

Buyer: Really?

 

Agent: Oh, yes. Wait until you see the upgrades. Top of the line. Newest materials in the universe.

 

Buyer: Ok then. Lucky I brought my cash. Here.

 

Agent: Thank you. Go right on in, the keys are inside. I need to make a quick phone call (disappearing...)

 

Buyer: Hmm, where is the door. Well, oh, well. This will do.

in from the window

 

Buyer: Whoaaa....

CRASH

 

house crashing down

 

Buyer: Grrrr, newest materials huh? I have been betrayed!

 

bad buying experience

Buyer: Where did that agent go?

 

Meanwhile, at the Canina...

Yo, bartender - bring me another one!

at the cantina

 

...back at the house (well what's left of it) ...

 

Buyer: I wonder if duct tape will fix this?

...duct tape rolling in with a help of buyer's assistant

duck tape to the rescue

 

Hope you enjoyed the story. This story is in no way a reflection of any real estate professional or buyer and the scene is a complete fiction of imagination and intended for entertainment. The story dedicated for my 10-yr-old son who is a huge Star Wars fan.

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I have to tell you that you are absolutely so very creative, especially with the pictures to paint the scene. That took a lot of imagination...humorous, too.

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FYI this link is creating quite the buzz on my sister's facebook page since I posted it there this AM!

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@Renee - Funny :) or should I say oh, oh...

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