If "Seinfeld" Had Facebook

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Real Estate Broker Owner with BuyersAgentPortland.com | (503) 810-7192 Portland Metro Exclusive Buyers Agent | 100% Buyer Representation ~ 100% of the Time Licensed State of Oregon
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Yesterday I read a post by our own (ir)reverent Greg Nino . . . and if you've ever read any of Nino's post, you get it.  He's both!!

You Don't Have to Accept EVERY Friends Request on Facebook!!

It got me thinking about "de-friending" . . .

Too bad Steinfeld stopped production before the Facebook phenom. 

I can just imagine their "De-Friend" episode.

So I wrote the following mini-script in the comments on Greg's post.

I thought it funny and for all you "Seinfeld" friends, you'll be able to follow this. 

We know the characters so well . . . you'll do a great job reading the script!!

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The De-Friend  Episode -- from the Seinfeld Vault

Elaine:  {glancing at cell phone}  Oh . . . GEEZ . . . Peterman just sent me a "friends" request on Facebook.

George:  So?

Elaine:  So? SO?!?  That means I've got to accept it.

Jerry:  No you don't.  You don't have to accept it.

Elaine:  Jerry . . . it's Peterman.  He takes ALL his friend requests personally. PERSONALLY JERRY!!

George:  Okay . . . okay . . . I got it.  You "friend" him now, and then later . . . ya DE-FRIEND him.

Elaine:  How much later are you talkin'?

Jerry:  Yeah, George.  Just how much later?

[enter Kramer]

Kramer:  Jerry . . . Jerry ya gotta help me . . . I'm getting freinds requests from people . . . . people I don't know.  I don't KNOW THEM JERRY . . . and they want to be my friend!!!!!

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And ironically . . . here is the Seinfield Facebook Page

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Oh and the Elaine dance...priceless!

December 18, 2010 11:28 AM
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That was perfect. I could even hear each of their voices as I read it.

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Carla,

 

I'm catching up on posts. Glad I didn't miss this one, combining Seinfeld, Facebook on AR is classic. As a Seinfeld addict, your dialogue is spot on.

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This one really made me LOL!!  Well done!  

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LMAO! Now I need to BEG Seinfeld to write a youtube of this so we can see it play out!!! LOL

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