If "Seinfeld" Had Facebook

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with BuyersAgentPortland.com | (503) 810-7192 Portland Metro Exclusive Buyers Agent | 100% Buyer Representation ~ 100% of the Time Licensed State of Oregon
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Yesterday I read a post by our own (ir)reverent Greg Nino . . . and if you've ever read any of Nino's post, you get it.  He's both!!

You Don't Have to Accept EVERY Friends Request on Facebook!!

It got me thinking about "de-friending" . . .

Too bad Steinfeld stopped production before the Facebook phenom. 

I can just imagine their "De-Friend" episode.

So I wrote the following mini-script in the comments on Greg's post.

I thought it funny and for all you "Seinfeld" friends, you'll be able to follow this. 

We know the characters so well . . . you'll do a great job reading the script!!

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The De-Friend  Episode -- from the Seinfeld Vault

Elaine:  {glancing at cell phone}  Oh . . . GEEZ . . . Peterman just sent me a "friends" request on Facebook.

George:  So?

Elaine:  So? SO?!?  That means I've got to accept it.

Jerry:  No you don't.  You don't have to accept it.

Elaine:  Jerry . . . it's Peterman.  He takes ALL his friend requests personally. PERSONALLY JERRY!!

George:  Okay . . . okay . . . I got it.  You "friend" him now, and then later . . . ya DE-FRIEND him.

Elaine:  How much later are you talkin'?

Jerry:  Yeah, George.  Just how much later?

[enter Kramer]

Kramer:  Jerry . . . Jerry ya gotta help me . . . I'm getting freinds requests from people . . . . people I don't know.  I don't KNOW THEM JERRY . . . and they want to be my friend!!!!!

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And ironically . . . here is the Seinfield Facebook Page

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Rainmaker
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Debbie Gartner
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this is so funny.  I can hear them saying it.  Works quite well.  Nice job.

December 15, 2010 04:55 PM
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Tammy Lankford
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Oh my goodness... you have to finish.  Now I have to go see what years the series was on.  I worked evenings the entire time.  (So my mom could keep my daughter) and I watched it only in syndicated reruns.  I'm thinking of buying the entire series on DVD now.

December 15, 2010 06:19 PM
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Jack Mossman - The Nines Team in Lodi
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Gosh Carla ... I'm reading the script and I am hearing their voices .... I've got to go lay down ....

December 15, 2010 11:28 PM
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Nevin Williams
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Carla - LOL  you kill me!

December 16, 2010 12:22 AM
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Kathryn Maguire
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Oh my, Carla.  You have captured the Seinfeld spirit with a bang-on script. This was way too funny!

December 16, 2010 06:56 AM
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, Principal Broker/Owner
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Hi Jane . . . I was "channeling"  HA HA HA

Hey Margaret -- Love the phone.

Hi Debbie . . . they were characters all right.  They kinda grew on us all.

Hey Tammy -- now, wouldn't that be a "hint, hint" for Don?!?  :-)

Hi Jack . . . ha ha ha

Hey Nevin -- thanks?  HO HO HO

Hi Kathryn . . . Glad you liked it!!

December 16, 2010 03:41 PM
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Carra Riley
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Carla ~  Great AR story!  I can't wait to see your page.. send me an invite and I will like it on all my pages...How fun is this!

December 16, 2010 04:50 PM
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Pat Haddad
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Carla--What a riot!!  So much better than watching reruns!  I actually think you would have been a really good regular on the show.   So please do consider a REALTOR sitcom!!  I think you have all of your characters right here on AR!!

December 16, 2010 10:01 PM
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Pat Haddad
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P.S.  You better head back over to Craig Rutman's sweater post comment #45 and where did you get the dancing Elaine?

December 16, 2010 10:57 PM
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Carla - genius!  You can't get through a day without quoting/citing Seinfeld!  This is too funny.  You nailed it!   Thanks for the chuckle, as well as the kinship of a fellow Seinfeld "follower".

December 16, 2010 11:54 PM
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Wayne Johnson
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Carla-That was a great script. They were so able to get comedy in pretty much every segment. That's saying something for a show about just everyday, or nothing events. You may have a future in show business.

December 17, 2010 12:52 AM
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Brian Madigan
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Carla,

Very creative and very well-written.

Half the people on my friends list, I don't even know. That's very strange, but I don't say "no"

Brian

December 17, 2010 09:13 AM
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Charita Cadenhead
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That's funny, I don't recall seeing your name in the screen credits.  Based on this script, I know I must have overlooked your name.  Who are you writing for now?

December 17, 2010 11:24 AM
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Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
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Carla, I went to Seinfelds FB page and he has 3,322,128 fans...WOW

December 18, 2010 08:19 AM
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Debe Maxwell
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Hi Carla!  Just getting back from vaca and trying to catch up on some of my favs--this is AWESOME!  We were huge Seinfeld fans and this is SO Seinfeld!  Don't stop now...keep writing dahling!  I can absolutely see this unfolding into an episode!

Perhaps Jerry needs to add you to his writing team and pick up where they left off?!

December 18, 2010 11:28 AM
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Debe Maxwell
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Oh and the Elaine dance...priceless!

December 18, 2010 11:28 AM
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Eric Michael
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That was perfect. I could even hear each of their voices as I read it.

December 18, 2010 08:43 PM
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Scott Hayes
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Carla,

 

I'm catching up on posts. Glad I didn't miss this one, combining Seinfeld, Facebook on AR is classic. As a Seinfeld addict, your dialogue is spot on.

December 27, 2010 07:00 PM
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This one really made me LOL!!  Well done!  

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LMAO! Now I need to BEG Seinfeld to write a youtube of this so we can see it play out!!! LOL

July 18, 2011 03:29 PM
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