Humor....From 911 in Memphis...

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams 414-525-0563
Always good to start the day with a smile....and some of these will have you laughing out loud...have a wonderful day...enjoy !






Believe it or not...
These are Memphis,
TN's
REAL 911 Calls! 


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. 
Dispatcher:
Do you have an address? 
Caller:
  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. 
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me? 
Caller
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
: Was anything else taken? 
Caller
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? 
Caller:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. 
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one 
Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!
Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:   
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child? 
Caller:   
No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is . . .
Dispatcher:
9-1-1
Caller: 
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn . . . I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher:
Sir, where are you calling from
Caller:   I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. 
Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:  
No
Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:  
Running from the Police
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Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It's Memphis!  And you are surprised?

Thank you, thank you very much.

Feb 23, 2011 07:28 AM #1
Rainer
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Karen Canfield
Geek Girl PC, LLC - Sarasota, FL

Nothing like some great humor to start the day!! Thanks.

Feb 23, 2011 07:29 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
"New Franklin MA Homes"

Good morning, Sally....those are funny....I don't know if the folks from Tennessee will think so, but the one's from Massachusetts are certainly laughing.

Feb 23, 2011 07:30 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Great post. this is what it takes to make the world go 'round.

Godd post and a very good morning.

Clint McKie

Feb 23, 2011 07:30 AM #4
Rainmaker
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Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Oh sure, just as I'm ready to jump in the shower to get ready for work, I have to clean my keyboard and computer screen...........I spit cereal all over them laughing at these!  I love them...........thanks for the laugh, but not the clean-up...........;~)

Feb 23, 2011 07:30 AM #5
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
Keller Williams 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Short Sale - CDPE, REDS

uh oh....no Michael Thornton yet...uh oh....

Feb 23, 2011 07:32 AM #6
Rainer
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San Antonio Texas New Homes for Sale
www.sanantoniotexasnewhomesforsale.com - San Antonio, TX

 

 

Jay Markanich....might have said it best !!!!     The calls are interesting !!  :)

Feb 23, 2011 07:35 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Call 631-805-4400 (c)
Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo & Home Sale Specialists

Sally/David, Funny way to start the day, but more so that these are actually true calls!

Feb 23, 2011 07:43 AM #8
Rainer
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Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

Thanks for the post. The 911 calls just keep getting better!

Feb 23, 2011 07:54 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Fred Hernden
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Tampa Bay Area - Tampa, FL
Tampa Bay area Home Inspector

LOL, you gotta believe that being a 911 operator would be very entertaining!

Feb 23, 2011 07:59 AM #10
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Anonymous

Those are great!!  :)

Feb 23, 2011 08:43 AM #11
Rainmaker
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

Wow, those are real huh?  I almost hate to say "funny" but you know what I mean....thanks for the chuckle...I could use one!

Feb 23, 2011 10:15 AM #12
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Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 TheHomeFunnel.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Beautiful! My vote goes to  "My Personal Favorite" I can actually visualize someone saying that.

Feb 23, 2011 06:20 PM #13
Rainmaker
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Tom Braatz
Re/Max Realty Center 262-377-1459 - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent,Waukesha

Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.

Feb 23, 2011 08:58 PM #14
Rainmaker
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Tom Braatz
Re/Max Realty Center 262-377-1459 - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent,Waukesha

Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.

Feb 23, 2011 08:58 PM #15
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Michael Thornton
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspector - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.0297

TFF!!!! What a hoot!!!

Feb 24, 2011 07:58 AM #16
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
Keller Williams 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Short Sale - CDPE, REDS

  I was waiting for you Michael....do you know these people :) ?

Feb 24, 2011 08:15 AM #17
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