Humor....From 911 in Memphis...

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams 414-525-0563
Always good to start the day with a smile....and some of these will have you laughing out loud...have a wonderful day...enjoy !






Believe it or not...
These are Memphis,
TN's
REAL 911 Calls! 


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. 
Dispatcher:
Do you have an address? 
Caller:
  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. 
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me? 
Caller
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
: Was anything else taken? 
Caller
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? 
Caller:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. 
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one 
Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!
Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:   
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child? 
Caller:   
No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is . . .
Dispatcher:
9-1-1
Caller: 
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn . . . I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher:
Sir, where are you calling from
Caller:   I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. 
Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:  
No
Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:  
Running from the Police
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Beautiful! My vote goes to  "My Personal Favorite" I can actually visualize someone saying that.

February 23, 2011 06:20 PM
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Tom Braatz
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Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.

February 23, 2011 08:58 PM
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Tom Braatz
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Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.

February 23, 2011 08:58 PM
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TFF!!!! What a hoot!!!

February 24, 2011 07:58 AM
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
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Keller Williams 414-525-0563

  I was waiting for you Michael....do you know these people :) ?

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