Humor....From 911 in Memphis...

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams 414-525-0563
Always good to start the day with a smile....and some of these will have you laughing out loud...have a wonderful day...enjoy !






Believe it or not...
These are Memphis,
TN's
REAL 911 Calls! 


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. 
Dispatcher:
Do you have an address? 
Caller:
  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. 
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me? 
Caller
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
: Was anything else taken? 
Caller
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? 
Caller:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. 
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one 
Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!
Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:   
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child? 
Caller:   
No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is . . .
Dispatcher:
9-1-1
Caller: 
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn . . . I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher:
Sir, where are you calling from
Caller:   I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. 
Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:  
No
Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:  
Running from the Police
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Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It's Memphis!  And you are surprised?

Thank you, thank you very much.

Feb 23, 2011 07:28 AM #1
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Karen Canfield
Geek Girl PC, LLC - Sarasota, FL

Nothing like some great humor to start the day!! Thanks.

Feb 23, 2011 07:29 AM #2
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
"Franklin MA Homes"

Good morning, Sally....those are funny....I don't know if the folks from Tennessee will think so, but the one's from Massachusetts are certainly laughing.

Feb 23, 2011 07:30 AM #3
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Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

Great post. this is what it takes to make the world go 'round.

Godd post and a very good morning.

Clint McKie

Feb 23, 2011 07:30 AM #4
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Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Oh sure, just as I'm ready to jump in the shower to get ready for work, I have to clean my keyboard and computer screen...........I spit cereal all over them laughing at these!  I love them...........thanks for the laugh, but not the clean-up...........;~)

Feb 23, 2011 07:30 AM #5
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
Keller Williams 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Short Sale - CDPE, REDS

uh oh....no Michael Thornton yet...uh oh....

Feb 23, 2011 07:32 AM #6
Rainer
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San Antonio Texas New Homes for Sale
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Jay Markanich....might have said it best !!!!     The calls are interesting !!  :)

Feb 23, 2011 07:35 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Call 631-805-4400 (c)
Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo & Home Sale Specialists

Sally/David, Funny way to start the day, but more so that these are actually true calls!

Feb 23, 2011 07:43 AM #8
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Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

Thanks for the post. The 911 calls just keep getting better!

Feb 23, 2011 07:54 AM #9
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Fred Hernden
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Home Inspector

LOL, you gotta believe that being a 911 operator would be very entertaining!

Feb 23, 2011 07:59 AM #10
Anonymous
Anonymous

Those are great!!  :)

Feb 23, 2011 08:43 AM #11
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Kristin Johnston, Waukesha Realtor 414-254-6647
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Waukesha County Realtor, RE/MAX Buyer Agent

Wow, those are real huh?  I almost hate to say "funny" but you know what I mean....thanks for the chuckle...I could use one!

Feb 23, 2011 10:15 AM #12
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Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 TheHomeFunnel.com - Seattle, WA
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Beautiful! My vote goes to  "My Personal Favorite" I can actually visualize someone saying that.

Feb 23, 2011 06:20 PM #13
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Tom Braatz Waukesha County Real Estate 262-377-1459
Re/Max Realty 100 262-377-1459 - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent,Waukesha

Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.

Feb 23, 2011 08:58 PM #14
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Tom Braatz Waukesha County Real Estate 262-377-1459
Re/Max Realty 100 262-377-1459 - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent,Waukesha

Never ceases to amaze me how a dispather can can those calls; I bet they could write a book.

Feb 23, 2011 08:58 PM #15
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Michael Thornton
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspector - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.0297

TFF!!!! What a hoot!!!

Feb 24, 2011 07:58 AM #16
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
Keller Williams 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Short Sale - CDPE, REDS

  I was waiting for you Michael....do you know these people :) ?

Feb 24, 2011 08:15 AM #17
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