Did the IRS get everything?

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I am glad that my taxes are do and sent in.  Uncle Sam didn't get much this year.  It also means I didn't make much either.

I hear many people talk about how the IRS gets everything.  Well, this guy was right!

A businessman on his death bed called his friend...

"Bill, when I die I want you to make sure I am cremated."

"OK" says Bill.  "What do you want done with your ashes?"

"Just put them in an envelope and send them to the IRS with a note that says

"Now you have everything!"

I guess at that point they would!

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Richard Weisser
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Bill...

Sometimes that is EXACTLY the way I feel about it!

Apr 01, 2011 10:46 PM #1
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Is there a way to put your Soul in the envelope?   They want that, too.

Great Post, Bill!    Thanks for the laugh (or should I cry?)  :)

Apr 01, 2011 11:23 PM #2
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Mike Jaquish
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Bull,

Thanks for a good, sad, laugh at the end of a long day...

Apr 01, 2011 11:48 PM #3
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Ted Tyrrell
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Bill, good advice to those who want to give their all to their country.

Apr 01, 2011 11:53 PM #4
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Marte Cliff
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Between Income Tax and every other tax - I wonder just how much of each of our dollars gets spent on actual goods and services. A couple of pennies perhaps?

Apr 02, 2011 02:00 AM #5
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Maggie McFarland
RE/MAX Pearland - Maggie McFarland - Pearland, TX
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Too Funny Bill! That's exactly the way I feel right now!

Apr 02, 2011 10:24 AM #6
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
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Bill, The IRS would still claim that you cheated them on the amount of ashes. lol

Apr 02, 2011 10:36 AM #7
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
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I wonder what the IRS would actually do with someones ashes, file them under un-claimed assets, or return to sender? 

Apr 02, 2011 12:57 PM #8
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

They try and get blood from a turnip, they would demeand even more I am sure.

Apr 02, 2011 06:09 PM #9
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
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As a person who files taxes for a lot of people, I do see a lot of this.

Apr 02, 2011 06:13 PM #10
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Nick T Pappas
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William, I do believe that for the IRS...there is never enough...I'm sure if they could figure out a way to continue to collect long after you're gone they would do it...kind of like a..."you played you still pay tax"!

Apr 02, 2011 08:19 PM #11
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Maria Morton
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If only our taxes were spent the way I'd prefer them to be!

Apr 08, 2011 09:44 PM #12
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Darrell Walters
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That's funny...especially on tax day!

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