Here is old age at its best

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Wise Custom Realty

 

Here is old age at its best

Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch
the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he
had a cold or something.. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam
really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at
the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what
had happened to him.


A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day,
Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very
excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud
Russ, what in the world happened to you?'


Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee
shop where I sometimes go?'


'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so
proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.


'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

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Rainer
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Karen Burket
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Now that's a hoot!  Reminds me of the guy who only has sex once a year...when he's asked why he's so excited he says "tonight's the night!" 

April 13, 2011 03:34 PM
Rainmaker
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Don Rogers
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james,

I believe the post says it all.  I am to close to that majic number I will keep my comments close.

April 13, 2011 09:21 PM
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Conrad Allen
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Hi James - I guess Russ was the eternal optimist:)

April 13, 2011 11:05 PM
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Navona Hart
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James, Very funny, I suppose anything is possible at 89!

April 14, 2011 07:44 AM
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Clint Mckie
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Poor Sam, it was all started with the little pat on the hand and got "out of hand".

People will sue for anything now days. Be careful and don't plead guilty to anything

you'll get 30 days. LOL

Clint

 

April 16, 2011 11:22 AM
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