Wife or Mistress?

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Real Estate Agent with Solterra Developments Ltd.

Just a cute chuckle to share!

A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The real estate agent says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go and sell some homes.

Hope it made you smile!!

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Emily Read - Marketing Manager

Solterra Developments Ltd.


www.SolterraDev.com




 

 

 

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Very cute!  Thanks for this laugh, since the world didn't end.

May 22, 2011 07:42 AM
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Always nice to end the evening with a chuckle (ditto kristine)! Thank you and have a wonderful night.

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That was good, and I loved Laura Sargent's comment.  Thanks for the giggle!

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That's funny!  

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Emily - This is funny

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Additional Information

New Home Developer in British Columbia Solterra Group of Companies specializes in developing and building top-quality townhomes and highrise residences. Over the past 15 years, the team at Solterra has been involved with the development of many award-winning multi-residential communities throughout the Lower Mainland. We understand the importance of a “home” and pride ourselves on creating residences that feature exceptional design, solid construction and quality finishes. In addition to our residential development experience, the Solterra team has also worked on warehouse and subdivision development projects, creating many new jobs and expanding employment opportunities in specific industrial markets. Our extensive and varied expertise is one of our greatest assets. With the emphasis on superior construction and stringent quality control, Solterra provides well-built and affordable homes for the discerning buyer. For your added peace of mind, our homes are backed by third party 2/5/10 warranty insurance.