Wife or Mistress?

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Real Estate Agent

Just a cute chuckle to share!

A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The real estate agent says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go and sell some homes.

Hope it made you smile!!

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Emily Read - Marketing Manager

Solterra Developments Ltd.


www.SolterraDev.com




 

 

 

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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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Emily, who ratted me out?

May 21, 2011 10:14 PM
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Laura Sargent
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Old joke I know:  Best to be the 1st girlfriend, 2nd wife, and 3rd agent!

May 21, 2011 10:27 PM
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Tony & Darcy Cannon
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Emily, That is funny!  Thanks for the laugh!

May 21, 2011 10:28 PM
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Adrian Willanger
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Emily-pretty funny, get the other stuff out of the way and now you can sell homes. Love it !

May 21, 2011 11:28 PM
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Kristine Ginsberg
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Emily - very cute and funny - a good way to end my night! Have a great weekend!

May 22, 2011 01:06 AM
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Robert (Vegas Bob) Swetz
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Hello Emily and Vegas Bob loves this joke and please don't tell my wife, she might think I have one!

VB ;o)

May 22, 2011 01:17 AM
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Ann Bellamy
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Very cute!  Thanks for this laugh, since the world didn't end.

May 22, 2011 07:42 AM
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Terrie Leighton
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Always nice to end the evening with a chuckle (ditto kristine)! Thank you and have a wonderful night.

May 23, 2011 10:59 PM
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Suzanne McLaughlin
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That was good, and I loved Laura Sargent's comment.  Thanks for the giggle!

May 23, 2011 11:24 PM
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That's funny!  

May 24, 2011 02:00 AM
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Michelle Gibson
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Emily - This is funny

May 24, 2011 03:53 PM
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