Friday Humor - Flying While Blonde

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with KD Realty - 408.972.1822 CA BRE#01366594

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE NEEDS TO RETURN TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?

I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO!

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Patricia Feager, MBA, GRI, Cert Negotiations Expert, Military Relo Prof
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Kathleen - that's hysterical! It's all in how you communicate that makes a difference!

LOL!!!

Patricia

June 10, 2011 11:25 AM
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David Ames
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Zephyr Real Estate, San Francisco

hahahahahaha...that just made my day.  Thanks Kathleen

June 10, 2011 12:26 PM
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Tatyana Permanova
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Highlight Realty

This is so so so funny!!!!!

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June 10, 2011 12:27 PM
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Ted Tyrrell
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria
DFH Real Estate Ltd.

Oh, this is a funny little story. I'll be telling this one to my blonde wife.

June 10, 2011 02:47 PM
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
National Marketing Realtors

Thanks Kathleen, that's the best laugh I'd had for days.

June 10, 2011 03:24 PM
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Kathleen Daniels
San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822

Thanks everyone for stopping by. I’m glad you enjoyed the humor. Have a wonderful weekend.

June 10, 2011 05:49 PM
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William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
WHISPERING PINES REALTY

Sometimes it can be a very simple solutino if one is looked for.   lol

June 10, 2011 06:33 PM
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Juli Vosmik
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
Dominion Real Estate Partners, LLC, Scottsdale, AZ

OMG, Kathleen - I'm still laughing as I type this.  I sure didn't see that one coming.   That was a good one!!!!!

June 10, 2011 07:26 PM
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Kathleen Daniels
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William, You are so right about that. Creative thinking always helps. Thanks for stopping by.

Juli, I did not see it coming either. I can actually visualize someone attempting to get away with a move to first class. When I worked for Cisco I travelled a LOT … and would frequently get “moved up” into first class. I must say … first class is nice!

June 10, 2011 09:34 PM
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Mykel Martin
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ROFL - I was wondering how that was going to end. Too funny!

June 13, 2011 03:12 PM
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Donne Knudsen
CalState Realty Services
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 ROTFL 

June 13, 2011 07:43 PM
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Darrell Walters
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That's really funny! I'm going to have to pass this one along...my blonde friends will appreciate it too!

June 17, 2011 10:09 AM
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