A Great (Sarcastic) Job By Local Realtors - Know The Difference

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage NJ License #1120286

The following gems are property descriptions from various agents that serve the Pocono Mountains region which I cover. I will let their work speak for itself. (Full addresses and MLS #'s taken out as to not offend said agents - their work (or lack of it) is offensive enough.

Talisman (Expired)

Short sale status. 

(Expired? My what a surprise. With a description like that I am off to the races to see it).

Kensington (Expired)

Bank Owned property sold as-is. Home is in good condition

(Are you ready to buy yet?)

Highpoint  (Expired)

Nice 3 Bedroom home with 2 bathrooms. Has a garage, new wall to wall carperting, new paint. Gated community with many amenities.

(Nice. ZZZZZZZ)

 Old Took (Expired)

Great price for this 3 bedroom, 2 bath with loft. Stone fireplace in Greatroom. Full walkout basement, 2 car garage.

(Honey get the kids ready!!! (rolling eyes))

Don't take chances when it comes to "Your Pocono Home". My experience in writing solid ad copy comes from a marketing background that few agents possess. Work with the only 5 star rated "Incredible Agent" in the Poconos as rated by dozens of his clients at www.incredibleagents.com. For your free market analysis and home selling consultation, call me Jason Feinman of Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Wilkins and Associates at 570-242-0299 or visit me at the Poconos' number one real estate website, my very own www.yourpoconohome.net.

 

 

 

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Jessica Wallace
Coldwell Banker - Santa Cruz - Santa Cruz, CA
Santa Cruz Realtor (831) 419-9345

I agree not the most fascinating home descriptions.  I helps to be a good writer in real estate.

Jun 15, 2011 12:35 PM #1
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